Harry: Aww, what are you doing here all but yourself, little one?
Kitty: Meow
Harry: Come home with me, I'll make you something yummy, yes?
Kitty: Meow
Harry: Here, have these sardines
Kitty *transforms into Draco*: You find the most beautiful and adorable cat in the world and you're about to feed it with those rancid sardines? You deserve the worst, Potter












