#casterbean

So let me tell y'all how I managed to poison myself and am now in the hospital I was helping hang Christmas lights, bein' the good child that I am, when I noticed these pretty plants my aunt had. No, nO they were nOt pretty plants thEY WERE DEADLY CASTERBEAN PLANTS So I accidentally popped one of the seeds in my hand, forgot about it, and then held my gum in that hand before putting it in my mouth 🙃 My mother had to call poison control because I was throwing up my god damn soUL and they said itd be fine, and then call back three minutes later saying I gotta go to the hospital immediately. So here I am, sitting in this hospital bed wondering how the hell I managed this, getting constant bloodwork.