Kevin and Holt both being licensed debate moderators lol (I'm just gonna pretend that's a thing)

I’m still thinking about the episode “Casecation.” That infuriated me so much! It was so out of character for Amy, and they didn’t allow Jake to explain why he didn’t want kids enough. Like, I honestly don’t believe kids weren’t discussed before things got serious. I think it’s absolute bullshit that it was brought up once when they were talking about a water park. A fucking water park! And she also threatened to divorce him like, I have so many problems with that, and then, Jake wants to have kids, and they start trying throughout season seven, and I’m just at a loss for words because “Jake was in the wrong when they debated the topic of children.” Who the fuck debates whether or not your partner should conceive a human being?! Also, who the fuck has a binder for that shit?! I’m just so mad at the writers, and they did wrong by both characters. Jake more so. (I’m biased when it comes to my problem with this ep. because I don’t want kids, but still. It could’ve been handled so much better.)

Da Vinci just said the words “Foreigner Servant in Hawaii”, and the entirety of Chaldea leapt at the opportunity to recreate the Casecation Brooklyn 99 Joke