#carrotofrabbitz

Harley: LOL Recca: fucking asswiggler Harley: ._. Harley: I'm sorry, what? Harley: Was that even English? Recca: YES Recca: Ass-wiggler Recca: Definition: Some one who wiggles their ass Harley: You and me are on different levels of English. Harley: LOL Harley: If I was taking a drink, I would have just spat it all over my screen. Recca: HA Recca: Winning! Recca: /flashes a pose/ Harley: But I wasn't, so how do you win? Recca: by default Harley: So hipster. Recca: Cause My last name comes before yours in the alphabet Harley: No shit. Harley: IT'S THE SECOND FUCKING LETTER. Harley: Cheater. Recca: EXACTLY Harley: MY NAME COMES BEFORE YOURS IN THE GOD DAMN ALPHABET. Harley: You poser. Recca: Your just jelly of my swag Harley: The swagger of a cripple. Recca: No Harley: Yes Recca: I'm not a cripple Harley: You sure? Recca: unless you have been hiding something from me all these years Harley: What? Recca: tell me Recca: have you been keeping the fact that Im a cripple from me this whole time Recca: ??? Harley: Yes. Because I am secretly your body. Recca: GASP Recca: I knew it Harley: Bullshit. Harley: I'm a fantastic lair. Recca: ... damn Recca: THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY FINALLY FOUND ME Harley: Because I'm actually Obama. Recca: WHOA Recca: WHOA Recca: WHOOOAAAAA Harley: CLIFFHANGER Harley is now Offline.