Cars for Sales - Special Features!
Awhile back I was looking at the dealer descriptions of the features of cars for sale. It’s amazing how silly some descriptions are. For instance, “enhanced turn signals”. What? What is enhanced about them? Do they notify by wifi every car within 100 yards that there is about to be a turning event? Do they alert the media and other authorities of this cataclysmic happening?
Perhaps the most perplexing, though, was “speed control”. Boy, am I heartened to learn that the car will not randomly select a speed at its whim. I wonder how much it would knock off the price of the car to bypass on the speed control option?? Not that I am a control freak or anything but I do feel a need to have some oversight regarding the speed at which I am hurtling down the road so I think I’d pay for that feature!
