Apr 11
OH MY GOSH I’M NEVER READING CATULLUS IN PUBLIC EVER AGAIN I WAS AT A RESTAURANT AND I WAS ON CATULLUS 16 RIGHT WHEN THE WAITRESS WAS ABOUT TO HAND ME MY FOOD AND I THINK SHE SAW WHAT I WAS READING CUZ SHE LITERALLY FROZE HALFWAY THROUGH LEANING DOWN TO PUT THE FOOD ON THE TABLE AND STARED ME DOWN SO I STARTED ACTING DISGUSTED BY LIKE WIDENING MY EYES N SHIT CUZ I DIDN’T WANT HER TO THINK I WAS TURNED ON BY THE POETRY OR WHATEVER AND I DON’T KNOW IF SHE THOUGHT I WAS ACTING DISGUSTED AT THE POETRY OR THE FOOD CUZ I NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO LOOK UP TO HER AND THANK HER FOR THE FOOD CUZ I WAS SO NERVOUS AND EMBARRASSED AND NOW I FEEL SO RUDE
