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Catullus 2: Awww my girl has a sparrow! Lowkey kinda jealous ngl
Catullus 3: NOOOOO my girl's sparrow is DEAD 😭😭 It was so adorable and it loved her so much and she loved it so much guys 💔💔💔💔 Now she's crying and I'm crying, curse the shadows of the underworld for taking such a sweet baby bird!!! Fly high little guy🕊🥀 #MyGirlsSparrow
Catullus 16:
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(to tue tune of if you're happy and you know it)
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
Aureli pathice
et cinaede Furi
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
OH MY GOSH I’M NEVER READING CATULLUS IN PUBLIC EVER AGAIN I WAS AT A RESTAURANT AND I WAS ON CATULLUS 16 RIGHT WHEN THE WAITRESS WAS ABOUT TO HAND ME MY FOOD AND I THINK SHE SAW WHAT I WAS READING CUZ SHE LITERALLY FROZE HALFWAY THROUGH LEANING DOWN TO PUT THE FOOD ON THE TABLE AND STARED ME DOWN SO I STARTED ACTING DISGUSTED BY LIKE WIDENING MY EYES N SHIT CUZ I DIDN’T WANT HER TO THINK I WAS TURNED ON BY THE POETRY OR WHATEVER AND I DON’T KNOW IF SHE THOUGHT I WAS ACTING DISGUSTED AT THE POETRY OR THE FOOD CUZ I NEVER EVEN BOTHERED TO LOOK UP TO HER AND THANK HER FOR THE FOOD CUZ I WAS SO NERVOUS AND EMBARRASSED AND NOW I FEEL SO RUDE
"Yeah I've been getting into Roman love poetry lately"
"oh wow I bet it's all really noble and romantic"
The humble Catullus 16:
You like Gaius Valerius Catullus?
I think his undisputed masterpiece is Pēdīcābo ego vōs et irrumābō, a poem with a first line so offensive that most people probably don't pay attention to the rest of it. But they should, because it's not just about threatening to sexually violate his critics. It's also a personal statement about Catullus himself and how the things a creator chooses to write about don't have any relation to their moral virtue as a person.
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why would my latin teacher tell us to not google this poem he knows that would make us google it that sick bitch
Catullus 16 is just "oh you don't like my poetry? Stfu bottom I will literally fuck you in the ass" glad to know humanity never changes
catullussy
