#carleon

re9 is so funny through a carleon lens because: 1. leon's back in raccoon. carlos is already balding from the stress literally WHAT are you doing there??? come home right fucking now. 2. their sweet baby daughter is in on it. neither of them are authorized to be doing what theyre doing. lovely. did he mention the balding from stress? 3. all three of them are fucking sick. people with their symptoms are turning up dead. terrifying. thank god carlos does not get to hear leon hacking up on comms because he'd have keys in his hand expeditiously 4. leon somehow against all fucking odds makes it home and oh? whats this? a cure for all three of them? Thats amazing- what do you mean they have another daughter? 5. AND A GRANDDAUGHTER???