#care facility

like they show up at my door & are like "we're with the dragon care system? apparently someone here is a dragon and needs to be relocated" and im like What The

and they take me to a facility in the countryside & introduce me to my roommate who already has horns & wing buds growing & has a hunched spine & im like are the staff nice here?? and shes like "staff giv meat & gravy for dindin. staff good. staff put mira outside for bafrooms walkywalkies. staff nice" and im like Fuck Im Gonn Lose My Intelligence???????

and slowly i lose my modesty and am snuggling with random dragon ppl for warmth under the heatlamps. and the staff is like "patty, we found a witch who wants to come meet u for adoption consideration" and my dragon brain is like "..........patty.......witch..........adoption........" and im like Yeah Me Okay Me Good and the staff is like "ok!"

By Nikola M. La Vallée

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White sheet

Flashing red and blue

Blurs of neon yellow and safety straps

Write your signature with shaky hands

Out glass doors to not be seen again

Back to work you go

With weak knees and teary eyes

A imperceptable shake in your voice as you reassure them

"Nothings wrong I'm just sleepy"

People still need you

More than ghosts do

Hold your cracked pieces together

Until you punch out

Shower off the filth

And the smell of death

But the rattle still sounds in your ears

And the lights still flash in your head

Go to sleep so you can go back tomorrow

To an empty bed

And many full.

“I Care a Lot” from Netflix

(Pretty much spoiler free. Nothing that’s not already in the discription/trailer)

First off the movie was meh, but it had its moments

Jennifer (the mom) was my favorite. No seriously, I strive to be that cool when I’m old

Do not watch this if you just want to relax. I was angry 90% of this whole movie

I hated the main character. Hated her. You know you have a problem when you’re rooting for the mafia dude

KARMA!! FUCKING KARMA

I cried, and my coworker wiped my tears (literally)

I spent approximately an hour total wiping up diarrhea

I had to fill out a lot of paperwork because some guy decided to roll over one too many times and ended SOMEHOW on the floor at the END of his bed???

Second shift grates on my nerves and don't know how to give a decent report.

I took a LOT of vitals

I helped my coworker in a room that's definitely haunted, because she was scared to go alone.

And I knocked over a urinal and got pee on my leg.

I had to text me boss (ughh)

Also me:

(FYI, these are all fake names and real scenarios)

"No, Bob, i can not give you a jar of pickles. You'll eat the entire thing and make yourself sick."

"Ruby! Get your hand out of your depend, hon, that's gross."

"No, im not getting in bed with you, Gary."

"Come on, let's get back to your room. You can't be walking around without pants on Wally."

"Okay- Ernest, I don't need to hear about how you would kill a cat."

"You don't need to go to the bathroom, you're sure? Okay." *proceeded to poop into my hand* "Okay..."

"I do not need to hear about your wife's breasts, Ernest."

"Are you SURE you want the banana you just dropped on the floor?"

"No, Ruby, you have to swallow it. Don't pick it out of your mouth and drop it on the floor, please."

"Oh Jesus, who's poop is this?"

"..how-?? Greg, how did you end up there??"

"Why are you laying naked in the hallway??"

"That's not your room, dear."

"That's not your bed, hon."