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Heidi x jimmy

Heidi x scott malkinson

hi so this is a homestuck2 theory regarding the latest update so if homestuck or homestuck2 triggers you i suggest you don’t continue reading 

HI SO I THINK YIFFY IS ACTUALLY JACK NOIR AND HERES WHY-

ok so i know it might not make sense but please hear me out

ok so one reason why i think yiffy is jack is because for a giant portion of homestuck he has been like 50% dog 50% clown

second reason is that jade is canonly a furry- i’m not talking about her fusing with bec but like literally. she has stated in the past to be both a furry and interested in the community. she has also canonly call a carapacian yiffyiff once so-

third reason is that in the snapchats its shown that jane has taken jack and mind control him- this connects to what she says in the recent update, that “jane and was to fast” and captured him.

there's also the fact that jade and jack did have a weird dog friend enemy relationship considering the fact that bec was prototyped. 

 of course i could be wrong and i probably am- but it’s the only thing that makes sense to me, and i know one thing that doesn’t make sense in this theory is that jade did say that yiffy is a she- BUT i do have a responce for this

i have two arguments. one is that maybe jade just doesn’t actually know that jack is a dude considering the fact that the kids in the past have assumed the genders of the carapacians and has referred to peregrine mendicant as “taller white jack” indicating to me that they assumed PM is a dude (which we know isn’t true)

second argument is... jack is trans now. that's it (i personally lean towards the other argument rather then this one but eh- don’t really care)

since its three ships the amount of headcanons will be reduce, i apologize kjjhkh

dip

headcanons

pip wears the pants in the relationship and is much more confident then damien

they dance a lot jhggjkh

they both wear promise rings!!!! (well technically ALL my pip ships have them wear promise rings jhfgjkhjg this one is much more prominent)

they build pillow forts and cuddle up and sleep in them ALL THE TIME KJHGJJGH

they are extremely festive when the holidays come around jghhjghjg

opinion

its such a classic ship jghjhkg it will always be in my heart

creek

headcanons

craig thinks tweeks stuttering is cute and will tease him about it

tweek and craig wrestle each other sometimes 

craig talks about red racer a lot and even though tweek loves his boyfriend he couldn’t care less about red racer hgjhjhkjgh

sometimes they just hang out, not just as boyfriends but as friends

they only call each other “babe” and “honey” when they are in public, they are much more chill behind doors (i’m mainly looking at craig sjjdhkshdf)

opinion

its weird, i used to hate it but nowadays i couldn’t care less. i think its cute ONLY when they are in character and not made all uwu and soft

rebestella

headcanons

they constantly hold hands jhgkhg

rebecca will pick flowers for estella and estella will keep them all in a book!

both of them have such thick hair jhggjk they both will brush and do cute hairstyles on each other khjghhghj

when its rainy they will cuddle up, drink some tea, and will watch the rain fall

both of them don’t need to buy things for the other to show that they love each other, nor do they have to constantly make out. they know the love they feel is real and nothing can ever break it

opinion

bradley…. my one true weakness….

now i’m pretty confident on my opinions on south park characters but biggle has always been a pest to me as i feel a bit- weird on expressing my opinions. especially a couple months ago- now having a bit of a breather i feel much more confident on my opinions on him! 

favorite thing about them

his design- he looks like he came straight out of the 90′s and i love it so much! especially his bowlcut

least favorite thing about them

the racist stuff isn’t cool at all in the dlc and i also don’t like how he can just snap and be extremely rude (not my thing as someone who tries to be calm and nice- which i know! a shocker! me? nice? HA!)

favorite line

“how was it that mint and berry came together delivering full flavor and an intense crunch? we must find out answers mysterion!”

brOTP

his friendship with scott is so cute!!! also with kevin??? YES!!

OTP

i forgot which girl it was (jenny or esther) but they are so cute!!! but bradly x kevin sounds cute too!!

nOTP

i don’t know? i didn’t think about a notp since there isn’t much ships i’m aware of- i guess henrietta x bradley would be the closest notp

random headcanon

if he wasn’t a superhero he’d people get into acting!

unpopular opinion

this might be more of a headcanon but i personally see the tv show bradley and the dlc game bradley as different people because i personally see the games as a separate canon from the show- almost like an au! i know many won’t agree but that’s just how i feel- i’ve always thought of it that way anyway.

song i associate with them

does anybody really know what time it is? by chicago (weird song to pick i know but i just can’t think of any others)

favorite picture of them

his stupid lil elf costume is so stupid i’m gonna kick him JSGDJSDFKSJDFH

well shit i love me some K2!!!!!

headcanons

both are tall boys, though kyle is 4 inches taller

kenny holds kyle’s hands almost everyday, his excuse is that he might get lost

when in middle school they would always go on those summer camps, they go not only for boyfriend time but to get away from cartman hgghfjkhjg

since kyle’s dad makes bank he loves to spoil kenny with psp games and food, at first kenny refused but he knew he couldn’t stop kyle from spoiling him

kyle makes sure kenny eats so he makes him (and karen) lunches

when superheros kenny kisses kyle upside down kinda like in spiderman

kyle is so nice towards karen, sometimes he tells karen spicy stories he’s had with kenny and karen LOVES IT!!!

when kyle is stressed about school kenny makes him lay on his chest and they just… look at the ceiling and talk

kenny makes sure he washes his hands because he respects his boyfriend and his disliking towards germs

both of them send silly little love letters towards each other, kyle puts them in kenny’s lunch and kenny sticks them in kyle’s hat

opinion