Heartcode Presents: Vicky's Masterclass in Flirtation 101 or How to Flirt like a Boss
βOne of the coolest things we've seen on Thai series "Heart Code" is meeting one of the more unabashedly sexy, flirty, and hot characters, Vicky (Jessie Natsiya Prommart), who succeeds not only in being an interesting character, but an entertaining one, without ending up being a caricature. She's sensitive and vulnerable, but she's also strong and confident. One of the things she is good at is teaching queer viewers the subtle, dying art of face-to-face flirting, which, up to this point, we didn't think any Asian series could pull off well. Heart Code's Vicky (with Captain Than) succeed in this regard. Read on. 1. When a hot cop comes into your shop and you've run out of product, offer a 20% discount, free delivery, and a promise it would be the best food they ordered. Make sure to get the name and number of your crush so you can call them maybe.
β2. Dress like the rich, spoiled, high maintenance queen that you are. Who cares if it's a 7-day intensive police training boot camp you've been tricked into signing up for by your loving but (secretly) corrupt father? At least you'll fail in style.And get the attention of your hot lady cop crush in no time.
β3. Be yourself. Nothing screams hot and sexy more than a woman dressed to the nines for an intense police training boot camp. Do those push ups and runs like the power bottom that you are. Do it like your life depended on it! Your hot lady cop crush will eventually notice and help you out.
Faint if you must (but don't do it on purpose). β4. No idea what you are doing in a boot camp you have been scammed into signing up for? No worries! Once you've got the attention of your hot lady cop crush, she's going to teach you self-defense, shooting, and bed making in no time.
β5. Did she call you beautiful? Tell her she's beautiful back, in your warmest, sexiest, most subtly flirtatious tone. She'll get flustered, and it's going to be worth it.
β6. Make sure to communicate the fact that touches are not unwelcome and are, in fact, wanted, even encouraged. Find ways. Declare you are sore so you get the sexiest, most sexually charged massage ever. You might even get an almost kiss.
β7. Insist on taking a bath even when it's past curfew and you could get caught. Who cares if she ends up taking the blame? At least you get a sweet kiss out of it, and you get confirmation she likes you back because you catch her checking you out.
β8. When your hot cop invites you to make good use of the time in the middle of cleaning up a whole ass gym as punishment for a prohibited bath time you insisted on, say yes.Even if making good use of your time means practicing self-defense moves, and NOT the other thing, you naughty person.
β9. Surprise your hot cop by making it to the top 3 performers in boot camp despite knowing shit about anything police-y, so you can visit her at the hospital you put her in because you, again, made a mistake. She won't mind. In fact, for some strange, inexplicable reason, she's really soft on you. And is pretty whipped.
β10. Get drunk. You'll automatically have your lady cop crush by your side, intent on looking after you. And carrying you.
β11. Offer to feed her. Infront of her colleague friend. Do it sexily, with a coquettish smile on your face. Declare you're not tired and imply you are recharged, because of her. Then walk away like nothing happened. Sexily and with intent.
β12. Don't be afraid to order your hot cop crush to take off their shirt. Act innocent when they're surprised and tell them you'll just put their apron on them. Make sure to run your hands up and down the side of their body. Compliment them on their fit body. β13. When you have the opportunity to be punished with kisses (and perhaps more) stare, and stare intently. The rewards will exceed your expectations.
β14. For best results to #11, lock that MF'ng door. Grab them by the face and show them how much you want them. β15. Were they drugged out when you slept together that night? Insist on a more sober do-over, with you on top. You'll have plenty of time.
β16. Insist on good night kisses before going to bed. They'll pretend not to know, but give you the kisses anyway.
β17. Feed them. With your mouth. It's hot and sexy.
βRepeat process ad infinitum and watch as your hot cop falls for you literally and figuratively.
