#captainoftoast

[6:18:39 PM] agressive canadian: toby going to jack martyn off and finding out his dick is a legit stick [6:18:51 PM] agressive canadian: yknow the simple things [6:19:01 PM] Parvykins: g o d [6:19:12 PM] agressive canadian: ''i've got wood for you'' ''yes martyn you certainly do'' [6:19:31 PM] Safety Pin: toast what to heck [6:19:32 PM] agressive canadian: gives him a blowjob and ends up with splinters in his mouth [6:19:32 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: OMFG [6:19:36 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: TOAST [6:19:39 PM] Safety Pin: nO [6:19:39 PM] Parvykins: TOAST I [6:20:04 PM] agressive canadian: i dont even like stlw you'll be fine [6:20:11 PM] Parvykins: I WAS EXPECTING LIKE VINE TENTICLE [6:20:13 PM] Parvykins: NOT STICK DICK [6:20:37 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: omfg im cruig [6:21:23 PM] agressive canadian: ok toby finding out martyn's dick is a vine so he just ''okay what the fuck'' and walks away [6:21:36 PM] Safety Pin: canon [6:21:39 PM] Parvykins: gdi toast [6:21:48 PM] Parvykins: it is canon tho [6:22:06 PM] agressive canadian: pin will u be ok now [6:22:28 PM] Parvykins: just think about vine dick or stick dick and your fine [6:22:43 PM | Edited 6:22:48 PM] agressive canadian: splinters from the stick dick [6:22:45 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: no but [6:22:47 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: littlewood [6:22:51 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: is such a funny surname [6:22:54 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: if its ironically true [6:23:11 PM] Parvykins: ha [6:23:24 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: or ironically not true [6:23:33 PM] Safety Pin: hopefully...................yes now im thinkign bout them gay and suddenly martyn putting ketchup packets like from a cafe into toby's pockets when he not lookin. so many ketchup packets, toby has no idea. [6:23:43 PM] Parvykins: i [6:23:44 PM] Parvykins: what [6:24:42 PM] Safety Pin: WE USED TO DO THAT TO THIS KID NAMED DAMON AT LUNCH IN GRADE SCHOOL we stood in line and the condiments were right there so me and bro slipped a bunch of ketchup packets into his pockets and he had no idea until he sat down and had ketchup packets spilling from his pockets it made him so mad [6:24:43 PM] agressive canadian: martyn stick dick littlewood [6:24:58 PM] Parvykins: thank you toast for that [6:25:13 PM] agressive canadian: dr. poophands' work is done [6:25:25 PM] Alex aka gay greek dude: martyn 'little wood' littlewood [6:25:25 PM] Parvykins: thank [6:25:28 PM] Safety Pin: ur work is never done [6:26:22 PM] agressive canadian: ok how about martyn being completely serious when asking for a threesome with a nearby tree [6:26:33 PM] Parvykins: i [6:26:38 PM] Safety Pin: shit, [6:27:07 PM] Safety Pin: martyn: we should have sex. but we should let a tree join us too im serious toby: m8 [6:27:36 PM] Parvykins: [6:27 PM] Safety Pin: