I love a good hero summoning
And for all it's insane levels of corny-ness, I like the Planeteers invocation to create Captain Planet.
It's simple and memorable: "Earth!" "Fire!" "Wind!" "Water!" "Heart!"
And I have to give credit to the villainous version too....
... but I also have the kind of mind which is somewhat annoyed by the bad phrasing and poor grammar.
"Super Radiation!" "Deforestation!" "Smog!" "Toxic!" "Hate!"
For one thing, why are the first two switched around? "Super Radiation" is the evil version of "Fire", and "Deforestation" is the evil version of "Earth". If you're going to mirror the heroes, MIRROR them!
And "Toxic!" doesn't work, as it's an adjective, not a noun. Why not just say "Toxins"?
Look, I can excuse capitalist driven efforts to ruin the world for personal profit, but I cannot excuse poor word usage!