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Someone needs to write a MHA fic, where everything is normal, but there's Y/N, and endovour...

And he's scared of Them as f-

-Capitan Anon 🦜

- Captain Anon

Hi Captain anon!! Why thank you, I think I WILL ramble more.

“money man has never heard of morals, only efficiency, and things just go faster when you’re polite”

Essentially I imagine that Caranthir can and will fuck your shit up. Horribly and painfully. But generally speaking in policy, that’s very bad for getting what he wants done done, so he refrains from that sort of thing.

So, I started watching foolish bc of you a while back, I think it was when you posted The Picture (you know, the jogging one). I have now just finished my second semester of uni, and I have a lot more spare time, so I figured I would check out his offline chat for the first time while I waited for his stream to start a few days ago.

I said hi to the chat, as you do, and asked how everyone was (they were all good) and they asked the same of me. I was great! I had just passed my last driving test and gotten my driver's license the day before. (we have graduated licensing where I live, so this was after three years of driving with a ton of restrictions). Naturally I told the chat this, and they all started congratulating me, when suddenly, FOOLISH JUST FUCKING POPS INTO CHAT TO CONGRATULATE ME. SPECIFICALLY ME. THAT WAS THE ONLY MESSAGE HE SENT (he said "ayy congrats" in case you're curious) AND THEN HE JUST DIPPED AND STARTED STREAMING ABT 5 MINS LATER.

Unfortunately as I just finished school for the summer, I moved back in with my parents, and my mom was in the room with me when this happened, and she heard the ungodly sound of confusion I made. It was pretty embarrassing, ngl.

My only regret is that in my confusion, I didn't actually thank foolish for congratulating me. It's kinda haunting me bc manners are very important to me, but I just calm myself down by reminding myself that he's probably already forgotten lol

Sorry if this was unnecessarily long and hard to follow, I'm still a bit discombobulated about it tbh

👻The Spook Cruise👻

Port of Call: JAIA!Itinerary: horror movies! 😱😱😱Captain: Anon 🕵️

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“Hey! Come on, the movie’s about to start!!!”

A piece of popcorn flew through the air, nailing the side of his head. He laughed, catching it as it fell and popping it into his mouth as Maia collapsed upon the couch beside him.

“Shut up and give me some of the blanket!” Maia snickered, making a grab for it.

As he squirmed and twisted away from her, she had to place the popcorn bowl down upon the table. That was his chance - all of a sudden, he gave up the blanket, letting her jerk the fleece fabric off him while he dove for the popcorn and held it possessively in his arms.

“Asshole!” she laughed, but it was just as well. Wrapped up nice and snug in the blanket, his claim of the popcorn gave her the perfect excuse to lay and cuddle up against him. She wasn’t scared, of course - she just needed to reach the popcorn!

Which in turn gave him the perfect excuse to move his arm to wrap around her shoulders. Obviously, nothing scared Jace - he just wanted to hug his girlfriend, of course! He was comforting her, not the other way around.

"The campers are getting bored, Cap. We can’t have that! We need to come up with something!”

As Mark’s boots thumped loudly across the wooden floors of the cabin, you were just sitting at your desk, sighing. In fact, you were here trying to come up with new activities but he was being incredibly distracting right now.

“I might be able to think better if you stopped that.” You grumbled quietly, flipping through the pages.

“Oh! My bad, sorry.” Taking a seat in the opposite chair, he leaned forward, elbows propped up on the desk as he decided to stare at you instead with a light smile.

Yep, still very distracting. But at least it was quieter. So you went back to checking your activity book, trying to ignore those doe-brown eyes of his.

Damn. He was lucky he was cute or you’d kick him right out.

Then you finally found an idea neither of you have tried yet.

“Oooh, how about...telling a scary story while one of us dresses up as the monster and scares the campers? I think I have an old costume somewhere in the basement.” You glanced up at him with a mischievous glint in your eyes.

“Sounds great! I wanna tell the story, though.”

“..but you always do.”

Mark just pouted, and you knew that he knew that’s your one weakness. Yet it worked every single time whenever he didn’t get his way. So you gave in, closing up the book. “Fine. I’ll be the scary monster. Just mark it in the schedule for...9:30 PM and let the campers know.”

“Gotcha, Cap!” He saluted.

“..you know you can call me [y/n].” You chuckled. “It’s just us here.”

“Awh, but I like calling you Cap. I don’t mind if you call me Buddy!”

“..I think I’ll just stick with “Mark”. Imma go get the costume ready.”

..........

At exactly 9:30 PM sharp, the members of Camp Invincible II were already gathered around the fire. As they got their marshmallows toasted, some of them wondered why their counselors chose a spot so close to the dark woods. 

They were already imagining creepy things out there, with a few not even knowing what could possibly be out there watching them right now.

Honestly? The unknown probably terrified them the most.

But soon their fears were quelled when Mark showed up with a flashlight. Though oddly enough you weren’t with him like you usually were.

“On the dot as always. Good job, campers!” He chuckled as he sat down. “Counselor Cap will join us shortly. But while we wait for them..I wanna tell you all a story..” His tone turned sinister, flicking the flashlight on as the campers huddled together, eager to hear this tale.

And he told them about a cryptid--the mothman, to be more specific--that lurked within the trees of this very forest. As if on cue, some of them tensed as the surrounding trees rustled, with one anxiously muttering about seeing two red lights in the darkness, and another saying it’s just their imagination.

Mark grinned evilly, continuing his story until he finished it with a shout.

“And soon, very soon..it will descend upon all of us, and we shall become its PREY!!”

Immediately after he turned off the light, you jumped out of a bush behind him, in your mothman costume with ragged black wings and red LED lights in the large bug eyes. You didn’t make a sound but your appearance jolted most of the campers, who either yelped or clung to the person next to them in fright.

Though as you unmasked yourself, they realized it was you and laughed, applauding your performance and Mark’s storytelling.

You just grinned and took a bow, joining the circle as you high-fived your fellow counselor. 

Unlike Engineer Mark the Captain was always kind of strange but after the wormhole situation it got more obvious

The Captain has a bright blue (glow in the dark kinda vibe) imprint of a crystal on their left hand which trails up to their left eye (their left eye is also bright blue)

The Captain has a very cold body (basically the opposite of Mark)

The Captain makes no sound when they move (like when they walk on gravel road no sound is heard)

They don’t breath or blink

No one can really describe what they look like, except for handsome and/or beautiful (after the landed on the planet the Captain no longer has a helmet on but people still can’t describe it)

Sometimes people say the Captain has three arms but there’s no real proof

Any photo of the Captain looks blurry as hell (but only the Captain everyone else looks fine)

The Captain is unnaturally strong

Similar to Mark the Captain can also seemingly disappear and reappear at will (they’re just really fast I promise)

Unlike Mark, the crew doesn’t really notice anything wrong or unnatural about the Captain (maybe they’re just used to it)

Also I just realized I can use multiple colors in asks