Arthur, would you ever consider letting Tick have a pet? What kind of animal would you honestly feel comfortable with him owning? Or just not at all? Lmao, love you, Arthur.
Arthur: [Dramatic gesture to the tank full of fish both Tick and various anons have begged him for] moves to the dining room [dramatic gesture at the confusing species of animal known as SPEAK gnawing on his table]Tick: And not ONE of them have died yet!Arthur: Trueβ¦ youβre doing a pretty good job.Tick: Good enough to graduate to another pet?Arthur: No-thatβs not how this works!














