We are bringing in our own alcohol for our wedding. This will save us money, but let’s be honest, booze ain’t cheap. My little wedding alcohol calculator tool tells me that I need to buy 125 bottles of wine and 200 bottles of beer. THAT’S A FUCKTON OF BOOZE!!! Where am I supposed to store it??? 

Someecards, you get me.

I don’t even have the energy to laugh at this.

Film producing comes naturally to me, and I really thought this would too. But film producing is usually executing someone else’s vision, where in this case I don’t even have a vision. I have glimpses (like recycled soup cans painted with glitter, with pin-holes punched in them, and candles inside), but no fully fledged “vision” per se.

What’s the best wedding advice you’ve heard?

The first thing I did after I got engaged was Google "pets at wedding".

The temptation was strong. The pictures were so pretty. But I refuse to buy in to this ridiculous industry any more than I absolutely have to. Plus, who needs magazines when you have the internet?

And why would I pay $5/head to have them at my reception??