hey losers wwhats up im eridan ampora and wwhile i didnt fail in the business part of my life i failed at evverythin else but you knoww wwhat i just owwn the depressed pretty guy aesthetic noww
so yeah my day is terrible howw about yours
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Pity date is kind of a rude fucking thing to call the thing that you’re doing though technically speaking it wouldn’t be entirely correct?
The set up was on its face basically that, pitying Karkat and showing him a good time because he always talks like he has no idea what the hell a good time is.
But at the same time the idea of a pity date is inherently insulting, and you don’t want it to be an insult you just want it to be a good time.
Eh, whatever. Thinking too hard about things rarely makes them any better.
You managed to shake however many of the locals wanted to bother you through a fun bit of time jumping and flying around so you arrive outside Karkat’s weird apartment thing without any following that you notice.
Then you just. Sort of. Knock on his door. Ring the doorbell. And wait.
You’ve never really been on a date yourself before either, if you think about it. Versions of yourself have, sure, but never. You. Never like a real actual casual one either, for obvious reasons such as worlds what would have casual dating experiences not existing until lately.
But you’ve watched a lot of film and shit and are a pro at faking, so hey, it should go fine.
... You just wish this would feel less inexplicably awkward.