the signs as stupid parents from my mom’s first grade class (ft. remote learning)
Aries: how DARE you suggest my son hasn’t been attending class just because he hasn’t been attending class
Taurus: i have to help my six year old learn how to read??? that’s mean 🥺
Gemini: you’re a wonderful teacher and i’ll say this to your face and then i’ll email your boss and say that you suck and should be fired
Cancer: so like. you’re not gonna babysit my kid? whack.
Leo: i just don’t understand why you won’t risk your family’s health to personally deliver me school supplies to my house like doordash
Virgo: i will never respond to any of your emails and i have no interest in my child’s schooling
Libra: my child needs one-on-one time on your days off because i love to overwork my children and also all the other kids are making my kid dumb
Scorpio: i will answer the zoom call in my underwear and not acknowledge it
Sagittarius: i know you said my kid didn’t do any of his assignments but he said he did so :/
Capricorn: covid is a hoax and i’m gonna take my kid to the beach instead of having them attend class ❤️ what do u mean they’re falling behind?
Aquarius: teachers should be paid less. anyways if you don’t spend every waking moment thinking about my kid i’m going to try to get you fired.
Pisces: you saying my kid needs extra help is a Personal Attack On Me
