#canser

Aries: how DARE you suggest my son hasn’t been attending class just because he hasn’t been attending class

Taurus: i have to help my six year old learn how to read??? that’s mean 🥺

Gemini: you’re a wonderful teacher and i’ll say this to your face and then i’ll email your boss and say that you suck and should be fired

Cancer: so like. you’re not gonna babysit my kid? whack.

Leo: i just don’t understand why you won’t risk your family’s health to personally deliver me school supplies to my house like doordash

Virgo: i will never respond to any of your emails and i have no interest in my child’s schooling

Libra: my child needs one-on-one time on your days off because i love to overwork my children and also all the other kids are making my kid dumb

Scorpio: i will answer the zoom call in my underwear and not acknowledge it

Sagittarius: i know you said my kid didn’t do any of his assignments but he said he did so :/

Capricorn: covid is a hoax and i’m gonna take my kid to the beach instead of having them attend class ❤️ what do u mean they’re falling behind?

Aquarius: teachers should be paid less. anyways if you don’t spend every waking moment thinking about my kid i’m going to try to get you fired.

Game of thrones as zodiac signs