#canquest

On my way through the rabbit hole I met some interesting cuties.

and treasure

and also verified this haunted place, where the phantom bus picks up and drops off the dead and ghastly.

Probably a dogoo. Too high of a level to confront at this time. Noted for future expeditions toward the arboretum.

and this is me saving the turtles.

I do not believe I have ever had such a profitable canquest adventure with such glorious loot. In addition to the two new tools to add to my arsenal from discarded salvage (near the haunted stop overtaken in foliage and forgotten I found a sturdy shovel and set of hedge clippers both in good, usable condition), I obtained one plastic cup with the ikon of a saint printed in typefont: Patrick. It even has convenient measuring features for contents.

The best of course was the heavenly assembly of graceful Maidens and princess girls being cute and maidenly of all ages and types. A jolly good day with a forced belly laugh instead of rage blast, two bags of cans, and enjoyed a nice nature walk along a scenic woodland trail in the lovely weather.

Finding the place was another story… a dangerous expedition across wild wilderness and unadulterated Nature, with all its slopes, mud, and brambly parts. Various beasts were sighted exchanging canine currency and a cat was heard meowing somewhere.

There was even an imaginary troll slain by the water drainage pipe into the stream.

Let the Maidens be blessed extra with all my abundance of divine providence this good and fruitful day.

Second form of the Warlord's Fist, martial expression of the first Shade of Darkness: Void.

I'm not sure what he was thinking, attacking me from out of nowhere like that, but it seems he intended to change out something cheap for what is priceless to me.

My friend, it is my pleasure to inform you that you won the big one with your gamble. Congratulations on losing your job.

If you know how to find the happiness from the trash like that, you are good in my book.

It was Can City tonight. For real. I got like 2.3 bags in like 2 hours. That's almost $15.

I've never scored so high on a Canquest before.

but my hando-xtender broke. Gave it's life fully and completely in the service of the Lord. Even braved a few expeditions after the first collapse under the strain of my labor and fell limp, two pieces no longer joined in the firmness of union required for performing their duty. Then, after a solemn and fiery passionate bowl of Ramen under the watchful eye of Nep Nep in glorious maidenly figurine form, the hando-xtender was revived with two chop-sticks and some packing tape splinting the broken polycarbonate like it was brand new again. More stylish, in fact.

"Don't come in here! I'm putting a ward up, in fact. bzzrrrrrgfhxxzzzt!!! *thunk*"

(War in the New Dark Ages.)

The Empire of Life will take dominion over the Empire of the World, which has been corrupted by the Empire of Hell, whose fools have betrayed the Lord again, except this time, the one they betrayed was the evil one. Not Caligula, Valerian, who was forced to swallow molten gold by the faithful Persian Lord who defied his pretentious idolatrous empire.

Caligula, it seems to me, is wiser than I initially gave him credit for, but the depravity of the Senate and the entire empire of Rome, which tolerated no argument for changing its ways, would be reflected in one such as him. That is if my intuition serves me correctly in light of new information I learned recently about him.

The point is people like Trump are aspiring to be like the pretentious people to Valerian who make him look bad because of how arrogant and treacherous they can be with their political machinations with no thought considering the lives of the millions who will be affected by their selfish negligence.

They are people who think that the distance between social and civil systems accommodated by technology is for their benefit. As if it was power they could manipulate against the people who use them. Betrayal. They are supposed to maintain the sanctity of those systems to ensure they are not corrupted by outsiders!

The government is the inside and the nation's societies and cultures are all the life growing around its reach. That is only supposed to help people, and never in all of time ever supposed to be turned into an inconvenience for people.

"God damn it! You all are a bunch of fleshbeasts! You know what? I'm going to make my horse a senator because he has more dignity than you disgraceful fools."

You are missing out if you don't know the Story of human Life. Seriously. You ought to dig into the past and get a load of all the kinds of things that happened to get us to where we are today; starting with Jesus.

Ever since then, it's been all we can do to make a mockery of their foolishness by setting an example of glory with our own lives, and making it so memorable that future generations will take note of the situation with amusement.

"Bold move, Caligula. We were just about to poison your tea. Maybe we'll hold off on that and have an orgy instead. In light of this new ridicule you blessed us to amuse the gods with."

"God damn it, Nico. One of us is going to die for that horse."

For urban raid of recyclable containers discarded throughout the environment. We shall coordinate our efforts and disperse throughout the local regions, collecting as many discarded bottles and cans as possible, and then depositing them for the tax return.

Then, with our heroic and energetic efforts to make this world a better place, we will reunite at the end of the day and pool our rewards to buy vodka and pot to party with into the night.