#canooon

Just hashing out the details.

Sanji: so uhh marimo, I'm pregnant and it's your child. *Scratches his neck bc he's embarrassed*

Zoro blinking non-stop: What, so I'm going to be your child's father too?

Sanji: too?

Zoro nodding: Luffy said the same thing awhile ago.

Sanji fuming with anger: YOU CHEATER! AND YOU SAID I'M THE ONLY ONE?! MOTHER FUCKER GO DIE!! *Left running*

Zoro Stoned: uhh *runs after him* *grabs his elbow*

Sanji: don't touch me you fucking cheater! *Kicks*

Zoro: *dodges still holding his elbow firmly* cook, you know it's april fools today.

Sanji: and? *Not making eye contact*

Zoro: And I know you're not pregnant Luffy neither, you're both males for goddamn sake.

Sanji: that's not the point here Marimo! *Kicks* *left*

//Then Sanji ignored Zoro for 2 and half weeks while Zoro still confused what did he say wrong//

//then a realization struck Zoro//

//running towards Sanji while collecting laundry//

//Sanji acted like his marimo's not there//

Zoro: cook, you know it's almost 3 weeks and uh--

Sanji: *tries to walk away as if he didn't heard him at all*

Zoro: hey *stopped Sanji from leaving* babe... You know, Luffy's got already Law, right?

Sanji: so? That doesn't mean you can't do it with Luffy right? You did him right?

Zoro: who told you?

Sanji: you said it for yourself goddamn Moss head! You said you were going to be his child's—

Zoro: cook, it's april fools...