#candyinacave

is finally out!

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly.

Summary

Zoro is stuck in a kinky cave with a very nervous angry Sanji whose kink is roleplaying as an okama. Zoro is not ready for that flavor of Candy. Nor for what it makes him discover about himself.

Fic tags:

First chapter will be posted at the end of May 🥳 (No one ask me why my sex pollen joke of a fic became 70k of autistic Zoro obliviously hitting on Sanji)

“It’s a kinky cave, marimo! We can’t get out until it’s satisfied!”

Zoro is so petrified he feels like the ficus Sanji compared him to.

He examines him from head to toe.

In his head, he replays all the ridiculous behaviors Sanji has ever displayed right before his eyes. His obsession with big breasts. His submission to bossy women. His enthusiastic moans when Nami hits him. His interactions with the mermaids. That time Shinobu destroyed a man's testicles right in front of them and Zoro saw the cook clench his buttocks and shake his head as if he were trying to clear his head.

The voyeuristic tendencies. The collection of porn magazines, from the most artistic to the most obscene. The suggestive noises every time he walks past the bathroom while Sanji is taking a shower. Not that he walks past on purpose, but Zoro has an unfortunate tendency to confuse the ship’s doors—it’s not his fault they all look alike.

Then the realization hits him, and he opens his mouth, shocked:

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly (except for the next 2/3 weeks for personal reasons).

She eyes him up and down with a lustful gaze, bites her lip in an almost obscene manner, and extends her fingers toward the swordsman, who remains rooted to the spot.

“I’m Candy. A pleasure…”

Zoro eyes the back of the hand held out to him. The cook, the woman… Candy. Candy waves her fingers in front of his eyes, as if she’s expecting something from him. Not a handshake.

“Putain de merde, marimo, you’re terrible at this.”

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly.

(Keep reading for a little soft Zoro introspection, ace flavored)

“Can I take that off?”

Sanji suddenly comes back on the suggestive face and mumbles:

“The bottom, yeah.”

Candy follows up, sweetly:

“Too bad I’m not better equipped, kenshi-san; I’m sure you would have appreciated something a little more… sexy.”

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, will post weekly.

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85867706 70k, 16 chapters, finished, updated weekly.

Tumblr fellows get an extra long extract because there's room here for that :D

“Playing Candy and having a man at my mercy, it’s cathartic. It’s like saying, ‘Even if I were what you think I am because I have certain tastes and behaviors you mistakenly associate with femininity, look at what I’m capable of reducing you to. I’m just pretending to let you have the upper hand. I’m above that. I’m above you.’”

“As if you’re above me,” Zoro retorts reflexively.