Feb 14, 2017
"I brought you flours."
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"I brought you flours."
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Candy Heart Rejects
Not feeling the love this Valentine’s Day? Try these candy heart rejects I’ve compiled from around the internet (and my own psychosis). If you can’t join ‘em, at least you can laugh at ‘em!
 Stop Crying
Put the Lotion in the Basket
Are those real?
It’s not me, it’s you
What’s that smell?
You look different in daylight
Have 2 – one for each thigh
Make me a turkey potpie
You smell like meat & cheese
Get me a beer
I have to wash my hair
Shower first
Scratch my itch
You’ll do
I’m a TUMs
Where are my pants?
Money’s on the dresser
You look like my mom
Here’s cab fare
I have an early meeting
Poop
What’s your name again?
Stalking is another word for love
How much?
You need a breath mint
Where’s the beef?
This is a roofie
How did I get here?
I lost a bet
 If you have an addition – feel free to share by adding a comment! (Keep it PG folks.)
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Argo fuck yourself.
#candyheartrejects
LUV UR VAS DEFERENS #candyheartrejects
— Meredith Modzelewski (@meredithmo) February 14, 2012
Well that was a fun exercise.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, does this cloth smell, like chloroform to you?
I laughed!