#camrastuff

Found this one in this post

https://www.tumblr.com/ramchuckle-dorm/798596789307604992/twst-text-posts-memes-part-46

And immediately thought that this is confession material.

And I also though that is how Floyd confesses in the PTM fic

100% lore accurate floyd. this is just his honest to god reaction to mushrooms. doesn't matter how much he loves you, he ain't eating them! I'm having fun this lovely Halloween/Dia de Muertos so idk I'm feeling like a little snippet is due rn!

Riddle blinked, slowly, almost comically slow, as he processed the words that just came out of the mouth of the man across from him.

Floyd, the bastard, was just balancing his magipen on the tip of his nose, his chair leaned back on the tips of its legs.

Did he even realize what he said? What he called him? Why was he acting so casual right now?!

"W-what did you just say? Floyd!" Riddle could just feel the red heat in the tips of his ears, slowly making its way down to his cheeks and neck, "And stop leaning on the chair!"

Floyd groaned, but surprisingly obliged, instead crossing his arms on the table and resting his head down.

"I said mushrooms are fucking nast--"

"Before that!"

Floyd was just being intentionally obtuse, Riddle just knows it! He's positive, that's why he's just acting like he didn't confess to Riddle like he hasn't been his tormentor their entire time at NRC!

"Hmm? What'd I say--ooooh!"

Floyd had a closed-mouth smile, eyes blinking up tiredly up at Riddle with a contentless that was both foreign and incredibly, disturbingly, endearing.

Endearing? Why did Riddle think that was endearing? Ew???

"Goldfishie means about the bullet thing right? What about it? It's not like it'd hurt."

"You can't just casually call someone a term of endearment and--wait, what?"

"What?" Floyd frowned, mood souring as he squinted an eye at Riddle like he said something strange. "I ain't casually calling anyone anything like that. I called you that cause--"

"Nononononono. No. Back to the bullet. Did you just say it wouldn't hurt?"

Okay, yeah, Riddle might have decided to change the subject cause he wasn't sure how to process what he was pretty sure was Floyd's version of a confess. But also. He needed to address the comment about the bullet.

"Yeah. It's like, a small metal thing right? That wouldn't hurt."

"Floyd, do you not know how guns and bullets work? It would hurt, in fact being hit by a bullet is incredibly painful. Fatal most times."

Floyd hummed, sitting up and stretching until Riddle heard a bone pop, making him cringe. Opting to rest his chin in his hand, peering at Riddle through his long eyelashes, blinking slowly.

Has Floyd always had such long lashes? And why is Riddle feeling so drawn into his gaze? And why can he feel his cheeks turning even redder at the smirk Floyd gave him.

"Mmm, nah."

"...Nah? What does that mean?"

"Nah, I'd be fine. Imma big boy. Maybe my lil Goldfishie would get hurt, but that's why I'd be takin' the bullet. Cause I'd be fine."

Riddle's eye twitched, briefly making eye contact as the Prefect was walking up to them.

"You absolutely would not be 'fine' taking a bullet. You would die."

"Naaaaah. I'd live. I'm built different from ya."

"You literally are not."

"Mmmmmm, I'm pretty sure I am." Floyd grinned and wagged a finger at him. "Pretty sure I got built with a whole foot extra on ya~"

Riddle slammed his hands on the table, making the surrounding study groups jump.

"HAVING AN EXTRA FOOT OF HEIGHT DOES NOT MAKE YOU IMMUNE TO BULLETS FLOYD! AND I DO NOT NEED YOUR EXTRA HEIGHT TO PROTECT ME FROM ONE!"

Riddle gritted his teeth, gathering his books and papers, intending to head off as he did not want to cause a further spectacle in a place of quiet study.

"Awww, but darlin'..." Riddle froze, eyes going wide as Floyd leaned in close with a pouty lip and cooed, "Don't ya appreciate the thought? I just said I'd do anything for ya."

The only noise that Riddle could let out was a mix between a choked scream and a squeak as he rapidly walked off, barely giving you a nod as your eyes darted between the two.

Once Riddle was out of sight, Floyd, huffed, sprawling out on the table as he greeted you.

"Heya Shrimpy."

"Hey Floyd..." You looked back behind you tilting your head as if you were listening to something. "Why did you pretend to not know how a bullet works? I think you threw Riddle off with that."

Floyd smiled and let out a sickly sweet giggle as he answered, "Cause I wanted to see my darlin' go all red again."

You sighed and shook your head, taking Riddle's place as you set up your own books and papers, though you smiled.

ABDIAJSISNW YES HAHAHA

Yuu, trying to enjoy a peaceful day: ♪⁠～⁠(⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

The roses watching over them because Riddle asked them to: 👁️

Yuu: ... (ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ)

I feel like the flora and fauna in each dorm territory could warp to the wishes of the students who live there - so when Yuu gains the favour of the most powerful/influential dorm members, they start noticing their surroundings warping to keep them safer.

God, you’re making me cry. You go Donnie, be the best Papa she could ever have, go king, go.

She’s here for your furniture and boiled chicken

(She’s just hissing because her sister came back smelling like the Vet, she hates it, but they’re at peace now)

Would April and Donnie even be friends?

The family will absolutely reunite and be on good terms. Mild spoilers, I guess, but the end goal is 1000% to have one big family unit. This will include all four of the brothers, Splinter and April, Mikey's little sisters, Draxum, and Casey. It will be a long road to get there and it certainly won't work out overnight, but that's where I want to take us.

The Gemini will get out. They will not always live with Big Mama. She will not always have power over them. This doesn't mean it will be as simple as "fuck you, we're leaving," or that they will have no relationship with her or feelings about her. But I promise they will get out of there eventually. Obby, too. Everyone will eventually be okay and together.

HOLD UP, is that an Attack on Titan reference or?

Is Leo ever going to be rescued? Like, super duper layer of course, but is it in your plans?

Also, Donnie will be SO JEALOUS, his dum dum brother got a mech before him, a ALIEN MECH OF ALL THINGS. And he doesn’t even have URANIUM.

Leo does get saved eventually but it's not for a good while. He does, however, make getting saved far harder than it needs to be when the time comes.

As for Donnie, he'd love to work with alien technology and he's super interested in how Leo's mechs work but damn he does NOT want to have that Prison Dimension experience lol. He's actually pretty ecstatic, despite the circumstances, that Leo can now understand some of his science rants and gets his two cents on some of the things he makes. (If he did make a mech of his own, Leo would be getting quizzed on every aspect of the ones he had and would probably help Donnie make it.)

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