#cammienray

Frame your analysis against the angry-dad-at-the-bookstore-signing situation and you'll see you're likely very right.

What is something I always say?

-84 years

What makes me happy?

-angst

What makes me sad?

-poorly told stories

What was I like as a child?

-too intelligent

How old am I?

-84 years – KIDDING 25

How tall am I?

-5’3” or something like that

What do I do when you're not around?

-the exact same things you do when I am around

If I become famous, what will it be for?

-being in charge of something by accident

What am I good at?

-Everything (what a kissass)

What am I not good at?

-I can’t remember

What makes you proud of me?

-that you protect people, mostly kids.

What is my favorite food?

-avocados (u rite)

What do we do together?

-read or watch completely different things but in the same room

How are you and I the same?

-*silence*

Where is my favorite place to eat?

-that green zen something place

If I could go anywhere, where would it be?

-home

Do you think you could live with me forever?

-*sadly* yes

How do I annoy you?

-only wanting attention when I’m busy (listen.)

What is your favorite thing about me?

-your laugh (how romantic gross)

The beautiful @cammienray

Bonus semi-timelapse (lol i suck at remembering to take pics of the process)

“So in two years you're going to be like an inch or so taller and your eye-liner game will be even better and you'll have VIP tickets to D&P's second tour where they'll be performing at a large amphitheatre near you and idk you'll probably have really cool shoes and they'll probably have a dog by then that they'll be ridiculously proud of and they'll have their dog as the poster for the 2018 tour and everyone will roll their eyes but you'll low-key find it so cute and you'll be meeting them and all the stress you're feeling now will just be a distant memory but you'll still remember all of the local fans you've connected with through group chats and stuff now and you'll have met us for coffee and cupcakes several times in the last two years and now, it's 2018, and you're in line to meet D&P.” - @cammienray

i should most definitely be asleep but somehow i just keep finding ways to stay up later and later it’s slowly killing me

and i’m answering these about suits!!! because it’s relevant and i feel like it

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: donna my sweet queen

my trash-shit fave: scottie

my I love to hate them fave: louis

my I hate to love them fave: HARVEY MY FICTIONAL COUNTERPART

my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: MIKE LMFAO

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: jeff malone when he was on but like. in a good way

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: also mike

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: DONNA/HARVEY /PLEASE/

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: louis/rachel (i get this from you)

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: tbt louis/sheila

my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: mike/harvey

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your iPod, phone, iTunes, media player, etc. and write down the first 10 songs, then pass this on to 10 people.

Holy Grail - Jay Z & Justin Timberlake

Let There Be Love - Christina Aguilera

I Get Crazy - Nicki Minaj feat Lil Wayne

Miss You Much - Janet Jackson

Good Girl - Carrie Underwood

Don't Stop Believin - Journey

My Way - Usher

Movin Out - Billy Joel

Denying - Spice Girls

Fight Night - Migos