#callijade

Imagine a giant Jade somewhere in a black hole just happily wrapped up tight by her giant cosmic snake girlfriend who just wants to make her feel good and chase her own bliss—

absolute cuties. Cosmic sized cuties just having some fun in a black hole <3

Today on Messy Doodles Monday: Homestuck? Homestuck. Why? Because cringe culture is dead

Your name is LOONEY MOONEY. Your ancestor was a lawyer named THOMAS MOONEY, who enjoyed PAINTING. You never met him, but you grew up SURROUNDED BY HIS ART. Although you posess a STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE, you have decided to pursue an ARTISTIC CAREER as a MOTION MEDIA DESIGNER - which is similar to an ANIMATOR, but more MARKETABLE. You bear the sign of THE VIBRANT, even though you are TECHNICALLY NOT A LIBRA and have NO IDEA who wears it IN CANON.

You went GOD TEIR because there was this one time you saw some SEADWELLERS swimming in DEEPER WATERS, and thought “yeah I can probably do that” and PROMPTLY DROWNED. (This backstory was based on a real thing that happened to me when I was six.) Thankfully you landed on an OLD FORGOTTEN QUEST BED and AVIODED PERMANENT DEATH.

You are a ROGUE OF BREATH, and your WINGS resemble a WHITE CABBAGE MOTH. Even though you are an ADULT TROLL, you still sometimes LIVE WITH YOUR LUSUS and help RAISE your LITTLE SISTER. Your little sister remains unillustrated, because if you made her a TROLLSONA she would PROBABLY KILL YOU.

Day four of @jade-week was Ships and I’ve always been a fan of Jadelliope so I drew it! Kind of a rare pair I know but hey! 

i honestly cannot be bothered to finish this i’m sorry ;-;

Jade wanting to cuck Callie, partly because Callie gives cuck, but also because I don’t like Callie. ♠️

But when she starts getting frisky with Roxy, she’s surprised to find Roxy’s packing, and it’s bigger than hers. 🍆

Then Jade choking on her cock and slobbering all over Roxy’s balls, whilst she fingers Roxy’s cunt. 🤤🤤

But then there’s more drama when Roxy realises that Jade and John look (and fuck) kinda similar and this all reminds her of John.

- 😺👾

23: Matesprits

Them! <3