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for @funky-sea-cryptid 💖 THE THEM!!!!!!!

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Things keeping one Kirsch Vermillion awake at night
Calla belongs to @funky-sea-cryptid
thats a weird looking fish you got there calla
bonus: hangin with the friends
the sign language i use for csl (cloverian sign language) is asl (american sign language) . which is important to ME (writing/drawing calla)
the one with kirsch is calla @funky-sea-cryptid oc
the one with fuegoleon is bridget @bean-market-mafia version of salamander
i have just developed what’s literally a blatant self insert character that just happens to be a coral peacock
in my heart, any universe something that i have an oc inside will then have calla in it and therefore kirsch and calla are endgame
i dont make the rules, that’s how it works
that being said, i want vivienne to be part of the small group that sees kirsch get socked in the face and she will likely hear the entire (and all further on rants about your boy that happen) angry rant on the way home
so if you’re cool with it, may i know the vague timeline and info on how kirsch sees calla throughout the series (cause calla i can make a vague guess)
HI QUEENIE and yes thats EXTREMELY based YAY FOR SELF INSERTS!!! and also AWWE THANK YOU!!!
you know what hell yeah she gets to witness the great Nose Breaking Incident (cue kirsch and calla SCREAMING at each other LOL) also the entire way home was. everyone was a victim to that LMFAO like please gag him again vice captain.
SO!!! TIMELINE FOR CALLAKIRSCH:
they're a year apart, but calla joined the magic knights TWO year after kirsch due to Reasons (ableism and also getting his ass beat in the combat section rip my son) which is the year the great nose breaking happens (kirsch 17 calla 16).
they see each other around magic knight events, sometimes during the star festival, and start feuding for a few years like they hate each other but theyre definitely like. if hatesex was an option for them they'd take it but neither of them want to admit they're taking notice of each other.
i.e. calla calls kirsch a fruity bastard and kirsch is like "oh you noticed my new perfume <3" and calla's like SHIT (he did). or kirsch is like "your ugly mug haunts my nightmares" and calla's like "oh you're dreaming about me? hoe ass?" (he is)
their relationship is pretty consistently snipping at each other whenever they see each other right up until the royal knights/elf arc where kirsch gets the fear of god beaten into him by asta and mimosa (rip bitchass) and starts like actually thinking about his feelings. later in the elf arc, calla's hearing aides get BROKEN by libi (the elf in lia) so he's at a severe disadvantage and rather than be a douchebag, kirsch stops by to help calla out and defend him from any other elves in the area (of which there are. the golden dawn is SWARMING with them.) and that gets CALLA thinking like hm. he's actually NOT a complete and total douchebag!!!!
after the elf arc the two end up in the infirmary together (vineboom) and then they're too embarrassed to talk for a few months. but after that they start like seeing each other around and instead of being outright nasty to each other it's more like friendly bickering <3 THEN the spade arc happens <3 and during the fight with the great demon calla protects kirsch from an attack and kirsch is like oh. OH. and he's like "your magic is beautiful" (PARALLELS TO THEIR FIRST MEETING) and calla's like OH!!!!
after the spade arc they actually go on dates and shit but aren't like TOGETHER together even though they're on dates and calla is Sleeping Over (iykwim) and also like has 3000 items of kirsch's and kirsch is literally in meetings with black lipstick all over his face. the year timeskip is great. kirsch also learns sign language from mimosa !!!!
the judgement day arc is great too bc calla and kirsch actually kiss in Public (calla saved kirsch from a legless angel and they got in their gay little feelings about it) and then they actually get Together officially!!!
in the future, kirsch is the captain of the coral peacocks and calla's a green praying mantis knight still and they have a kid named SHERRY <3 live laugh love sherry vermillion!!!!!!!!
ANYWAYS hope that helps you figure out what vivienne is thinking about all this bc these two homos have a stupid ass slow burn. live laugh love (nose breaking noises) callakirsch

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uuummmmmm…
so i had some fun remembering calla and kirsch
also yeah lily is 100% watching this happen with popcorn
@funky-sea-cryptid
lily has met calla later on and shook his hand this was one of the funniest events in the hospital
also lia is one of the few people that she is kinda scared of (she loves her chaos but she’ll take a step back while watching)
@funky-sea-cryptid oc is calla
@wildflowerwoodsworld oc is lia
and these guys
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