Jul 26, 2025
@theywhoshantbenamed California and Massachusetts kid be like
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@theywhoshantbenamed California and Massachusetts kid be like
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CA: Huh. This isn't that bad.
MA: Told you.
CA: Still could use an eco-friendly cover. And maybe a little more sugar.
MA: Fuck off.
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These 2 are THE nerdiest nerds to ever NERD they literally work on complex coding (and some serious hacking but don't tell gov) in the same room together and call it relationship goals πππ
Mass loves the naturally sparkling gold of Cal's eyes and Cal adores Mass' soothing bay blue ones
When they argue they like to refer to their respective mountains of degrees and doctorates and be like "WELL IM A CETRIFIED BLAH BLAH" "OH YEAH?? BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE DEGREE ON BLCHAHSBJDN" and they could literally go on for HOURS bc they both have such high egos surrounding education/tech
Cal def swears more whenever they're with Mass ("You motherfucking shithead!" "Aw ily2 bastard.)
He isn't telling a damn SOUL about this but Mass loves being hugged by Cal for long periods. Although they're an awkward bumbling string-bean of a state Mass can't lie and say Cal's hugs (their arms are long so they can fully wrap em around him and its soooo comforting) don't warm his very core like Californian valley sunrises and shifting desert sandsβa loving and nurturing embrace of the grand redwood forests he's come to cherish.
Starkins this Starkins that you're forgetting the REAL king of Starbucks forget Calimass (Don't I love them so much been waiting so long for more shippers), where's all the Washington/Massachusetts ship stuff
Cali x Mass
Cali: I want someone who can insult me while making me feel loved at the same time.
Mass : That's fucking stupid.
Cali, without hesitation: This one. I want this one.