#calhain

I can finally do a Taz update post on the new episode because I literally just caught up, like two days ago!! Taz Grad ep16, here we fucking go!!!

(this is going to be a bit more sparse than others because it's 2am where I am rn and I'm focusing on staying awake, but fuck it, I need to do fucking something!)

(ok, nevermind. This wasn't as sparse as I thought it would be)

First off, Calhain, that Bitch!!!

Ah fuck, this dance and number of false accusations again! I always hate these...

Uh, fighting doesn't seem like the best course of action, but ok, this is happening now...

B-BLOOD HAWK!??!! HELL YEAH!!!

Oh god I feel so bad for Travis. I would never be able to keep track of that many characters(luckly he doesn't actually have to do anything except let his npc get totally destroyed, Calhain would have been better off getting initially blown back).

Huh. So we see where Travis gets his severing hands fetish from. Also, Fucking Brutal, Guys!! Holy Shit!

Honestly, if I was Calhain, I would be less pissy and more shitting my pants. He just got his fucking Arm ripped from His Body!!

Yeah, Clint has experience in what having your hand ripped from your body feels like

And now we're back to eating things we shouldn't eat. It did not go well last time.

Oh thank god, Griffin wasn't stupid enough to do that! Come on, everyone knows you need to cook the meat first.

Role Intimidation?! Dude, he just created intimidation!!

Can someone-can someone Please draw this scene?? Like, that would be premo epic shit right there.

...Ok, let's just hope Fitz doesn't go Too far off the deep end someday....

Ah, so that's why Justin hasn't talked that much, he's a hawk. It all makes sense now.

Is it bad that I think this Entire Scene is so fucking badass?!

yEET!

Fitz was the first person to yell out into the woods, right? Or am I just forgetful and dumb??

Hah! Great, A+, honestly another asshole scene that I am loving(fuck, for once the bigmouthed, princely, asshole type is becoming my favorite. This is new.)

Mmh. Well, this music suddenly reminds me of Undertale. Like the music at the barrier? That music.

Ewh, he did good by Chaos. I don't think that's a good thing.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

Good for them.

This Fucker.

Ah man, I loved the tent flip moment.

I already saw a post where they mentioned the fake Hieronymous' reaction to Fitz being cursed may have been a hint to Fitz's importance to whatever he's up to. No matter what though, I am Very excited to see what this campaign brings us!!!

Timeline???!?

Oh Fuck!!!

...Uh! FUCK!!!!

I think they're in more trouble than detention....

1.shitty wizard

2. bullied for bad fashion immediantly upon meeting

3. Stupid voice (by Griffin)

4. Turns out they’re the bad guy for the arc

5. rightfully bullied and name changes to Dipshit and Fucker after revealing the evil plot

6. Justin kill mode

It’s right after the whole altercation with Calhain, which also, I’m as terrified as everyone else in that episode. I’m shaking dude. Anyways, right after the glove and hand have been thrown into the fire, the music is swelling, and the boys are again scheming to get the apples and it for some reason hit me like a ton of bricks:

Our boys are villains.

They’re now certified, evil guys. I don’t know why that’s hitting me weird, but I guess it was because its been so light hearted and fun (except when they murdered the other guy and his ogre friend ate him, that was something else) but these happy, goofy boys are... intimidating villains. They scared the absolute Jesus out of the people they were supposed to be helping.