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Calendar Man turned around, seeing the short Robin with his sword unsheathed.

Calendar Man: Oh hi Robin! It's good to see you again.

Robin: Same to you Julian. Don't mind me, just apprehending you. You got something in your hands there?

Calendar Man: This? Don't mind me, I'm just enjoying my new annual calendar. My son got it for me. Its theme is goofy animals.

Robin: Oh? May I see it?

Calendar Man: Sure. When my kid found out I was going to Arkham for a month, he bought me a gift. Said I'd remember him with this and I joked I'll be seeing him soon. He's such a good kid.

Robin: Mm... Unrelated note, I think you might be a good villain father.

Calendar Man: I try to be. Oh, this has been making me laugh every time I look at this page. The cat is wearing shades. Look at him, he's wearing shades!

Calendar Man showed Robin the picture on the month of June. The cat in question had on yellow sunglasses, facing the camera and at the top of it's head Robin were the words "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode for summer."

Robin covered his mouth, chuckling softly.

Calendar Man: He's ready for the summer, ain't he?

Robin: He most certainly is. Your son made the right choice with this calendar for you.

Calendar Man: Yeah, he's a smart kid. Oh and in December, that's got frogs wearing little winter caps. Some people hate frogs, I can't dislike them. They remind me of goofy trolls. I like them and they aren't hurting anyone.

Robin: It's a shame you're a villain Julian. Stop having qualities I share!

Robin laughed at his joke making Calendar Man join him in he laughter. Batman and Red Robin saw the two both perplexed at the wholesome interaction.

Red Robin: I got nothing.

Batman: I've been dealing with all of you befriending one of my villains. I've gotten used to it.

Red Robin: Aren't you worried he's a predator like Epstein?

Batman: He's not. I keep track on all the rogues. He's not a pedophile or PDF... Whatever file type you kids have to say online.

Red Robin (doubtful): Huh... Seriously?

Batman: Yeah, I triple checked. He doesn't harm kids, especially that way. Let's give them a minute and deal with the more serious criminals. Namely, Firefly is burning a police car again.

Red Robin (running off): God, not again!

Batman: Hm... Burning police car. I get the symbolism.

Firefly (running past Batman): Defund the police!