#calamlynch

My favorite Calam reaction pack. They were too good to not make into reaction gifs! (And, ya know, arms 💪

Our favorite baby girl is back for our fashion analysis of... Does Calam really own TWO white shirts? I think our boy has indeed taken the plunge on a 2nd shirt.

I know, Ireland AM dude, I know. "Look at ch'ya...Look at ch'ya" with all those seksi threats! 🇮🇪

Sorry in advance, but I'm not referring to this one from his ig. 🙈 Let's continue with our fash past.

In May of 2022, our lil' boo wore these rounded toe boots 🥾 that really shorten the leg visually (which is why a pointier shoe is better, but I digress as I have a personal vendetta against smelly steel-toed work boots). We can see here that our broad shouldered, snack illustrious actor is a lean, mean ⚽ soccer football machine. It is a slim cut that's close to the body.

(Look at that baby face! They grow up so quickly! 🥹)

Even though in his above Ireland AM interview, it looks like he is wearing a looser shirt, there are other photos floating on the Internet of this one with a stretched out neck, which is exhibit A.

(well, Google images is now dominated with that faded navy shirt if he's even wearing one... good luck! And for our young readers, please be careful of LPSG. It's neither his talent agency, nor a site for minors! Sorry Getty images - this is for educational purposes under fair use law, probably, idk)

Let's flash forward to the recent Archie panel premiere in November 2023. As you may have noticed, our baby girl has bulked up (what is in his cereal?! And is he still baby girl whilst turning the dirty thirty this year?!).

If you have better pics, please send my way, but if you squint hard enough, you can see that this white shirt looks to have a little extra wiggle room on top of all that man meat muscle mass. You can also see that he is very guilty of manspreading. Look at his costars trying to have their own personal space. Ugh to that!

And here we come to Exhibit A. I think I've figured out why the necks always look stretched out. Is this just a normal man and toddler thing? I'm an arms first then delicately place my head through to neither stretch my 'fit nor smudge my makeup. Am I the oddball here?

Anywho, he is indeed the age of majority here and you can see how far baby girl has come along. 😘

Imma edit that woo hoo at the announcement to our cap'n returning!!!

"too busy in middle earth" my booty! Actors do that work thingy all the time 😂

Original;

My fellow Theloisers!

I need your support to soothe me after reading Calam's CV and then shake me violently out of delulu by saying things like:

Ofc it very specifically says Bridgerton 2 bc of secrets and contracts and that you know he's in Shonda's book and the official coloring book & puzzle you recently spent a lot of money on, realizing that 1000 pieces is a lot.

Look at LOTR ROP, Empress, it's clearly under lock and key since his role isn't listed

Empress, Calam may be an even worse liar than you are, esp. since he's a professional actor.

Empress, yes, we notice you see that he can't decide on a hair part and now has like 7 whole shirts in his wardrobe, incl. what appears to be a larger sized white shirt from Archie panel bc the neck wasn't all stretched out.

Oh. He plays piano. How lovely. Yes, smoking is gross, especially for his love of athletics, incl. running

Empress, don't cry yet, he may pull a Persuasion and come back all rich from publishing in her season

Effing Netflix and the Bridgerton account sure do love Theloise more than Hot Footman John with all those dayum posts almost 2 years later

But Empress, Mr. Harris is confirmed in season 3 on his CV Page.

Yes, we do notice the arms.

For the Theloise discord bruhs, I give thee my latest installment that made Iz and Lo laugh so I thought I'd share it.

Background for those of whom aren't on the discord group or dgaf and thinking wtf: I work in the apparel sector and notice clothes. I also have a freakishly good memory. So, I just kinda noticed this 👕 I think it's his fave... If he is required to wear a shirt 💪 There was an ongoing joke about asking me if pieces looked the same lol.

I give you: Blue Shirt - Before & After

This meticulously crafted artwork also gives the viewer an intimate look into "why does he look different?" and clearly shows it's simply his part flipped (likely from Archie). Voila! Last I knew, our baddie baby girl is now on style #3, the re-emergence of early noughts surfer lewk/Abercrombie bag dude (for all the youth out there, the bag models were hot, shirtless, and de-foineeee-d). Today's piece does not, though, feature HowTFDoesHeStillFitIntoSameBlackDenim pants, nor Shirtless4ShondaCalam(tm). So, no tat today. Sorrz.

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My next wardrobe installment to be seen by all of like maybe 10 people will be White Shirt: Old vs. New. A closer look into a not detailed study on why it looks like he may have had to possibly get a new one.

Plz send halp! I need a life!

For @misseloises and @eehmha

I knew I forgot one!!!