#cageapocalypse

what if that, but like...Nicolas Cage?

...no no, wait, hold on, hear me out!

so, Nicolas Cage has a movie coming out this year that I’ve been losing my mind over for a couple days now. the trailer is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently, and I have no idea how to handle it. I mean, he plays a fictionalized version of himself! it looks like it’s gonna be horrible! I can’t wait to watch it!

and it comes out on April 22nd of this year

now, in my recent quest to understand the appeal of Nicolas Cage, I was looking at old photo shoots of his, including this one from 2005.

upon seeing one of these images, my dear friend and confidant @wonderbound​ made this absolutely groundbreaking observation:

and thus, the Nickapocalypse was born.

but you might be wondering - what image inspired such a reaction?

well

this one. it was this one.

so on April 22nd, 2022, I will be changing my icon to this image. it’s haunting, and it stares into your soul, and it actually looks really good as an icon tbh

and if you want to? you should join me! because fuck it, that’s why!

it’s 2022! things are a mess! everything is chaos and nothing makes sense - much like every acting choice Nicolas Cage has ever made.

and we love him for it. so let’s just fucking go for it!

Nickapocalypse 2022. one day only.