Oof. Asking the big questions.
Probably Caesium?
Because it just sits there in oil all like "hey dude, I'm chill, lick me."
But you should not lick the Caesium for it is deceitful and tastes of bang.
Honourable mentions:
Magnesium is fun.
Helium is pretty great but we've wasted so much of it.
Tungsten is obviously up there for all the boring reasons.
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i have posted about this in a blog format b4 but im now posting it in an ask format, this time with a transparent image.
meet my tall caesium isotope, cs-139.
i noticed that cs-137 and cs-139 have something in common, and it's the fact that they both have a cross replacing one eye. also baseline CAESIUM ON THE LEFT FOR SCALE CUZ SHE TALL!!!
The catto du jour has given me another excuse to draw my favorite catto pair. I'd like to provide a few reasons as to why NaK is the best ship on the entire table. Have a very alkaline Christmas everyone.
Na & K looks exactly the same irl. They are both soft greyish metal that oxidizes quickly upon air contact. If you mix em' up it's gonna be hard to tell them apart.
They have very similar chemical properties, to the point they are almost interchangeable in most reactions. Like in all the mnemonic I've memorized in school, they are right next to each other. E.g. electronegativity, reactivity, precipitation.
Na & K smushed together forms an alloy/amalgam called NaK (duh) which is a liquid. It's cool as hell
In biology, cells would pump their ions so that Na+ is more concentrated outside and K+ inside. Being able to selectively let them pass on demand is how your body can do cool stuff like transmitting neural signals, muscle contraction, and regulate heartbeat.
They both have symbols that don't match their English name, which is rare
I mean Potassium literally lives one floor below Sodium on the table. That's a classic setup in all fiction come on
Salted fried banana is goated food
I guess I've always shipped them even before finding this fandom lol. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
(Yes I drew the entire alkali roster just to justify drawing my NaK ship)
after pouring so many blood sweat and tears, we did it!
(I came up with the idea of the battery tail. @gasserite did all of this, big thanks to him!)
Bonus sillies if you care:
(Yes @caesiumxlithium you should totally respond to our dm :eyes::eyes:) [this is just a reference if you can't tell]
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Caesium is a shy and soft, yet caring catto, who has selective mutism and would whisper quietly most of the time. They have a tendency to stare at things for long periods of time. The only people she talks with are Barium, Thallium, and anyone trustworthy enough to her. They’re shown to be emotionally sensitive, and would share and vent their feelings to Barium. She tends to get overstimulated when drenched in water.
Oh, yeah, she’s in a romantic relationship with Barium!! Awesome!
okay uh i figured yall want to see more WELLL here you go
Caesium-127!
im not writing all of that so heress the thing i copy pasted and then edited a little:
Caesium-127 (127Cs) is a synthetic radioisotope to Caesium. Her appearance is more bluish gray (with a slight tint of baseline Caesium’s color on her ears and torso) than her brother, due to the name being originated from “caesius”, a word meaning ‘bluish grey’, she also has loosely melted hair tuft, and her right eye has a pupil with the color of her base color, while the other doesn’t. Her collar contains the colors of Caesium.
Her personality is kind of like baseline Caesium, being somewhat irritable and all, except she’s more chill and kind of shy with stuff and treats most of it as “useless”, she’s a bit less loud and kind of likes watching other elements afar as her “hobby”, if she does get mad, she would rather verbally insult back. She’s in good terms with Xenon and her brother’s other sisters. When she’s around with the Caesium family, she is a LOT more talkative with them due to her already trusting and liking her brother and her sisters. She doesn’t really like herself being a solid and prefers to be in her melted state, as she’s more calmer and laid-back this way.