#cactuscore

Neopronouns

Desert/deserts

Cactus/cactus

Sand/sands

Dust/dusts

Dry/drys

Heat/heats

Sun/suns

Snake/snakes

Skull/skulls

Scorch/scorchs

Emojipronouns

🏜/🏜/🏜self

🌵/🌵/🌵self

🐍/🐍/🐍self

☀/☀/☀self

💀/💀/💀self

Names

Female

Sandri

Acacia

Nevada

Male

Dust(y)

Addax

Yuma

Nonbinary

Skull

Arizona

Apple: 5/10. there was an attempt, it’s a little cartoony but you can tell where it’s going

Google: 6/10. kinda simple, but not the worst. the body color is good but spikes kinda look like green bugs. still, it could feature as a set piece for an elementary school cowboy play

Microsoft: 1/10. brobee from yo gabba gabba what happened to you. what is this. it’s like a hairy coat hanger. why is it so bright green

Samsung: 1/10 far too smooth and yet also too bumpy. looks like a zombified download button

WhatsApp: 6/10. twitter cactus’s pretty friend. the texture and spines are a little off and the flowers aren’t right for a saguaro but she’s trying her best

Twitter: -2/10. this is an irradiated pickle.

Facebook: 7/10. now we’re getting somewhere! look at the spines distributed vertically along the ridges! someone’s been on google images

Emojidex: 2/10. im pretty sure this thing was an aquabats monster.

Messenger: -50/10. an even worse irradiated pickle. what the fuck happened here. why is it floating. did i miss a new pokemon release?

LG: 7/10. some variety! we love a beavertail in this house. spines are sparse but they took a risk so i’ll give them some points