hiii!! i was wondering if you still write for dkill? if so, do you have any headcanons about cabel (cain & abel) x mc? like how they would be as poly partners? i know you did a few with florian but i was curious if you could do so without him! thank you! also your freak circus headcanons are so awesome :)
heyy! YES i still write for dkill!!! had to let this request marinate as i played chapter 17 (which, omg, total cabel x mc fuel). these are not yandere, so i just won't tag it as such. thank you so much for enjoying my writing, especially my freak circus HCs!! xoxo <33
Cain/Abel/MC Poly Headcanons
Abel is always trying to make out with at least one of you. “What’s the point in having two beautiful dishes but not being able to enjoy either of them all the time?”
Cain is very shy and unsure of how to navigate a poly relationship. He loves Abel a lot, but he’s downright head over heels over you
I feel like they both have a mutual understanding that you’re their priority, even before each other
Abel uses genuinely romantic gestures with you, then saves his most corny, cringey pick-up lines for Cain just because it’s more fun that way
Cain uses both “my girlfriend” and “my boyfriend” in public, so now there are rumors that he’s having some kind of cheating scandal with people rooting for his boyfriend because yaoi fans don’t play
Giu likes you a lot more than Abel. Don’t ask me why. He just does. (Actually, I do know why. You’re just easier to fangirl with)
When Cabel argue, they hit each other at their weakest and trauma dump simultaneously. “Yeah well your scar is fugly anyway!” “Says the guy who’s parents died then proceeded to murder his adopted parents! At least my adopted parents are still alive!”
You just stare at think like… jeez. Your boyfriends need therapy. Maybe they should hit up Florian (They should not lmao!)
Your dad is surprisingly chill with you bagging two baddies. A hot italian and a rich sugardaddy? Hell yeah, his kid is totally winning at life
Cain and Abel get so attached to your dad, like… best friends attached. You’re now a fourth wheel as they binge-watch reality TV shows together
Cain’s money is Abel’s money
“Aw man I really want this but I’m broke.” you might sigh one day.
“Don’t worry I gotchu babe,” Abel will then respond, pulling out a black card with a previous name (Cain’s) scratched off, and Abel’s name scribbled on it
Cain doesn’t peg himself as the romantic type, but he secretly can’t wait till he can change his last name to either yours or Abel’s.
You and Abel rock, paper, scissors over the stakes of having the main last name, just for funzies.
When you guys actually get married, poly marriage isn’t easy to do, even with a lot of money.
So, two of you have to get married and the other is the third partner but not in law.
Abel and Cain get into a month long murder attempt of each other because they both want to be legally married to you.
You settle it by making them get married to each other (yay to gay), and making them both change their last name to your last name.
There. Now you practically own them, a married couple, while also being part of that married couple, making it a married trouple.
All three of you love each other so much. There's never a dull moment <3
