Apr 6, 2022
what IS the safe word
"Communism." He shuddered. Instant boner killer. @cabalakh
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what IS the safe word
"Communism." He shuddered. Instant boner killer. @cabalakh
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have you considered loving me
Yes, I have done extensive research into this question [montage of me at the local library pulling random books out of the stacks and frowning at them and typing "love" into an off-brand search engine on a c. 1998 giant beige desktop computer] and I have concluded that I must scoop you into my arms IMMEDIATELY for the longest hug of your life
no more swords for tonight but pls enjoy a bit of flintgates nonsense, based on this video of mark ryan being cute with a cat
furthermore i want to know what drew you to james bond in the first place
IT WAS A SERIES OF DECISIONS, EACH UNDERSTANDABLE IN ITS OWN RIGHT, WHICH LED UP TO ONE BIG MISTAKE, TO WIT, GETTING INTO JAMES BOND
actually, given you’re a Known Punisher Stan, you can probably sympathize, you also love garbage
so first I was in X-Men fandom, right, that’s when you knew me
and then from mainline X-Men fandom I got into FX’s Legion, which is a type of X-Men fandom so that makes sense
and then FX’s Legion is a trippy show about a morally ambiguous guy with DID who wants to save the world and who eventually gets involved with cults and time travel, so from there it seemed like a reasonable jump to get into Mr. Robot, which is all of those things but actually good
and then, the main actor from Mr. Robot, Rami Malek (amazing actor, really goes the extra mile to make MR the perfect work it is), is going to be in the next James Bond movie as the villain, and you know how I love villains
and I’m crushing on this enby and they suggested I should RP as James Bond and of course you know how crushes are
and I had a pre-existing vulnerability to this kind of infection because when I was 17 Skyfall came out and I saw all those gifs of Javier Bardem and Daniel Craig and was predictably hot for Bardem’s character, so I watched a couple movies with my dad and I read one of the books, or at least skimmed it, and realized that book!Bond is a total dork and that’s Very Endearing, and also I read a bunch of Bond/Silva fanfic, but I never got around to writing any
anyway shout out to @mi6-cafe for making the James Bond fandom so much fun and also to @rxmi-mxlek for luring me into this fandom in the first place
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your hades/hadestown art is giving me SO much life!!
thank you!! i was actually meaning to draw it for ages but thought no one would into both fandoms, so it was on the backburner for while... turns out i was very wrong so all the love its been getting has made me smile so much!! (yeah i read all the notes <3)
t.ham for the ship meme!
MY BOY!!!!!!!! *rolls up shirt sleeves* let’s goooooooooo
Thomas/James - I love them together because obv they are soulmates but the aspect I love about their dynamic the most is how they challenge each other’s views?? That’s hella hot. (As is seeing the two of them together in any scenario tbh)
Thomas/Silver - I have said this before and I will say it again - these two are the galaxy brain dynamic. I mean on one hand we have Silver who is desperate to be loved and on the other hand we have Thomas who is desperate to love. And seeing how Thomas has spent the last decade not loving enough and how James, especially after everything, would have issues re accepting love, I say introducing Silver will solve all of the above. So yeah, it’s a big fat yes from me!
Thomas/Miranda - I just really love their relationship, mutual respect and James trust they share
Thomas/Madi - They never met during the show and I don’t see their relationship as anything other than platonic but I think they would love each other’s company! Discuss books and enjoy teasing John and James!
Thomas/Happiness - because my boy deserves happiness
good morning it's time for you to tell me three fun facts about an OC of yours i've never met
ooo okay!!!
let me tell you about Author Wilshire, the mc in my upcoming book! 💚
- she lives in a town surrounded by faeries & likes to collect fictional books about the fae (like fablehaven or the spiderwick chronicles) bc she likes to make fun of them for everything they get Wrong. she does not do much reading other than this
- her favourite colour is yellow bc she likes bees sm and she thinks it’s a very happy colour 🐝
- she learned to rollerskate in her last year of high school bc her best friend had already graduated & wasn’t there to walk with her anymore. she loved it immediately & kept trying to get better & learn tricks. her skates are light pink & blue but she’s painted white stars all over them as well!