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Happy Pride to Non-Binary Icon, Captain Xandis. 😄❤️
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Transcript:
Murph: Callie, uh, you recognize the face of someone who used to work with your family. Uh-- Callie (Emily): Oh no. Murph: His-- this guy's name is Yorkel Tavister. Callie, distressed: Yorkel! Oh, poor Yorkel! (laughs) [Caldwell laughs.] Calder (Jake): You know this guy? And his name is Yorkel? Sol (Caldwell): You know… Yorkel? Callie: Yeah, his name is Yorkel. Yeah. He's a real piece of shit and I fucked 'im. Calder: You f-- Sol: What? Callie: Only once. Only once. Calder: Damn. [Emily laughs in the background.] Sol: I mean I hate to ask, but, was it good? Callie: It was fucking fantastic. Calder: Damn, Yorkel. [Caldwell and Emily laughing.] Sol: I mean-- I mean he does look like he's smiling a little bit. Like that was his last memory. Callie: He's a very very giving lover. Sol: Okay. Calder: Was. Sol: Yeah, was. Callie: Ohh, you're right. Calder: Sorry to say it, but was.
I'm on C3E23 of CR Abridged, which includes this delightful comment:
Matt [about the previous episode]: But after gathering some supplies, getting things in order, going and talking to Marwa and making some purchases, including one very chaotic portable hole, which I am both excited and frightened as to what it will lead to down the road, but that's how you roll in D&D.
Oh man, if they only knew then all the creative and deadly ways the hole would be used in the future. Definitely one of Campaign 3's MVPs.
C3E23 Abridged - Art by @agarthanguide, @larkspurns, ellinainthesky, @nikkidawes and @shmaba
Laudna after crushing the stone:
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“You lied”
Imogen, despite her atrocious melee attack bonus:
GIVE THIS HORSEGIRL HER DAGGER BACK SHE LUSTS FOR BLOOD CAN'T YOU SEE!
‘FCG is a Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation but it’s just Matt’s Face Journey
[conversation context:
FCG: I wonder how many days it would take to sail [to the edge of the world.] Imogen: You know how there’s like... water? What do you think happens to the water? FCG: What do you mean? At the edge? Imogen: Yeah. FCG: Same thing that happens to the land. Imogen: Which is what? FCG: It just ends. Imogen: The water doesn’t fall off anywhere, it just...? FCG: Goes to the other side? The under? Imogen: Do you think it’s a double-sided flatness? Do you think there’s a whole other world on the opposite? FCG: Gosh! We’d have to ask a real science person. Imogen: Yeah, maybe we should find one for you. FCG: Wow! Do you think there’s people just on the other side? Like we’re on top and they’re on bottom. Imogen: Maybe. But don’t you think it’s weird no matter how far we go, the edge never gets closer? FCG: It must be very far.]