#c2e73

Marisha, at her husband : "Please don't kill me at a live show."

(sam) ♪ he had the perfect warlock ♪ his falchion and supplies ♪ but he decided to mess with uk'otoa ♪ and consumed too many eyes ♪ he can click open the website ♪ he heard about on critical role ♪ but he won't find any stats at all ♪ and he's even weaker than before ♪ f-j-o-r-d ♪ fjord, the feeble orc ♪ f-j-o-r-d ♪ once a warlock, now a dork ♪ he's got no magic, he's got no sword ♪ and he lost that southern drawl ♪ f-j-o-r-d, f-j-o-r-d ♪ (travis) ♪ doodoo doodoo doodoo ♪ (sam) ♪ fjord, the feeble orc ♪

(caleb) as the former weakest person in this group i also used to think the rear was the ideal position, but maybe second to last or possibly third to last or maybe all of us around you in a protective ring.

(fjord) you moved up and down that mountain incredibly well. how long does it take to learn to do that? (nott) fjord, if you want, fjord, i could teach you how to use a crossbow. my five-year-old can do it. (fjord) that would be lovely, thank you.

(sam) guys, we're getting good at this. i don't think anyone's going to die this session.

(sam) i take back what i said before. someone's going to die.

(sam) oh no. oh no-regard.

(marisha) please don't kill me at a live show. (matt) and then, it burrows underground.

(laura/jester) fuck it, i'm a mammoth, i don't care.

(sam) this is the problem when you don't have stats. (liam) new character, who dis?

(sam/nott) i will use my bonus action to hide and my free action to remind everyone that you can still vote in the election. and if i am elected, you'll see many more cool moves like that.

(jester) i'm a cleric. man, i think i could have killed it.

(matt) beauregard, your turn. (marisha/beau) uh, i vomit.

(beau) well, it's kinda ironic because fjord would suck things into his body and now he's being sucked into worms' bodies. it feels like everything came full circle.

(travis) yeah, rip open that muscular tunnel. (laura/jester) yeah, do some good damage to that muscular tunnel.

(fjord) strange, i seem to do better than that.

(laura) at advantage because i'm really like high on my kills?

(nott) fjord! you. were. incredible! you were pulling that load with such torque. it was amazing! you had four on the floor and you were just—it was—. you were stronger now than you've ever been before. if—i—if i weren't married.

(caduceus) that's really pretty smart, actually, i think. i don't know. (nott) you know, he sounds smarter now, too.

(jester) i brought her back, she died, i brought her back. did you see that? (nott) no, i was fleeing. (jester) i did it. i also killed those fucking things, but no big deal

(matt) roll an attack with your dex bonus, no proficiency modifier because you're not proficient in throwing a firecracker. (marisha) natural 20.

(matt) this isn't with your crossbow? (sam/nott) no, with my gun! (marisha) the one you have one shot for? (sam/nott) it's worth it!

(beau) i have a lot of blood running down my leg, but fuck you. i win. (nott) it was a fair race.

(jester) she's a really, really sweet goblin, mostly drunk.

(senior glassblade birrat) don't cause any business that's funny.

(caduceus) it has to lean. it only has three legs, it needs to, yeah.

(jester) does anybody speak common? (caduceus) i mean, i do.

(nott) hello, stranger, can i uh—can i contribute to the delinquency of you miners?

(nott) caduceus, i did what you always do. i just went and told the truth and was nice and they were nice to me. (caduceus) that was very impressive, i actually was watching all of that, that was really good. (nott) yeah, it felt good. they didn't throw anything at me and, i think, if i play my cards right, i might be able to steal from them later.

(jester) caleb thinks that because of his history, he may be able to learn something about himself that would help you guys if it's alive. ...you pooping?

(jester) although, i think, you know, if you were pooping, that's the best time to send a message. because what else are you going to do, you know? (caleb) i, i think you are correct. it is the best time to send the message, but maybe not the best time to receive a message.

(jester) this was worth the entire trip.

(beau) why, is he dead or something? () yes, he passed away about four years ago. (beau) fuck! (nott) she means we're sorry for your loss. many blessings be upon his memory.

(jester) we brought cupcakes. (nott) and money. (beau) and booze.

At about 23:30, Dawn from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim plays as the group decides their marching order.

Around 24:50, Spikeroog from The Witcher III: Wild Hunt briefly plays as they make their first nature checks of the journey.

At 25:30, Matt switches playlists to Temple of Woedica from Pillars of Eternity as Matt narrates the results of their bad rolls.

At 34:20, Burial Isle from PoE plays as Caduceus spots wolves circling the group.

At 39:20, Matt switches to a combat playlist beginning with City of Intrigues from Witcher III

At 41:30, Silver for Monsters... from Witcher III plays as Nott hides and gets sneak attack.

At about 49:20, Commanding the Fury from Witcher III plays at the end of Jester's turn and she wriggles in the worm's mouth.

At 51:30, City of Intrigues repeats as Matt remembers Jester should have taken fire damage.

At 53:55, Death or Sovngarde from TES V: Skyrim plays as Beau uses Extract Aspects.

At 1:09:15, Caught Off Guard from TES V: Skyrim plays as Jester charges the baby worm.

At 1:24:35, The Path of a Kingslayer from Witcher 2 plays as the worm lashes out at the illusory Beau.

At 1:45:25, Tooth and Claw from TES V: Skyrim plays as Caduceus tries to get Caduceus out of the worm's mouth.

At about 1:50:00, Blood and Steel from TES V: Skyrim plays as Laura quips about the muscular tunnel.

At about 1:59:00, Forest Day 2 from World of Warcraft plays as Caduceus offers another healing spell, then Jester uses Pass Without a Trace. I timestamped that version in the compilation.

After the break, at 2:30:50, Temple of Skaen from PoE plays as the Nein decide how to proceed after the worm combat.

At 2:50:45, Burial Isle repeats as the Nein spot guards at the edge of Uthodurn.

At 2:59:20, Forest Day 2 repeats as Fjord spooks the goats.

Around 3:03:30, I believe Ondra's Gift from PoE plays as the Nein take in the sight of Uthodurn proper.

At about 3:17:25, Matt switches playlists beginning with Lion's Pride from World of Warcraft as the Nein take a table at the Broken Stool. I timestamped the song in a compilation of WoW tavern music.

At 3:18:30, Bad Juju Bar & Grill from WoW plays as Nott spots a popular elf in the tavern. It is available in the WoW tavern compilation.

At about 3:24:00, Shady Rest from WoW plays as the Nein discuss whether to visit the smithy now or the next day. It is available in the WoW tavern compilation. This is the song playing when Liam interrupts his own RP to say "This music is lovely."

At 3:26:45, Gallow's End from WoW plays as Jester relays Essek's message to Caleb that he can try to delay the execution, but can't promise anything. It is available in the WoW tavern compilation.

Around 3:30:00, Pig & Whistle from WoW plays as the Nein joke about sending/receiving messages while pooping. It is available in the WoW tavern compilation.

At 3:42:25, Another Round for Everyone from Witcher III plays as the Nein stop by Moradin's Mantle.