The Plank King :
The Mighty Nein : Of course, no problem.
Also the Mighty Nein : *will be exiled from Darktow in 24 hours from now for CAUSING HUGE TROUBLE BETWEEN PIRATES*

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The Plank King :
The Mighty Nein : Of course, no problem.
Also the Mighty Nein : *will be exiled from Darktow in 24 hours from now for CAUSING HUGE TROUBLE BETWEEN PIRATES*

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Taliesin Lore
In relation to Jester tattooing people against their will,
Liam speaking about NPC'S not doing too badly all things considered "I" meaning the NPC'S "we" meaning the M9: "I got healed, I got a tattoo- We're keeping it cheeky not going beyond that."
Taliesin: "Just going to try to keep everybody on the right page."
Dani: "I felt really bad for that poor guy Lieb, who got that tattoo, it was so sad."
Taliesin: "As someone who was once almost tattooed against their will, I definitely had some bad like, I feel you bro, I feel you." (crow laugh).
Groans and No's from Liam and Dani.
Taliesin quietly under his breath "Don't get drunk at a tattoo parlor, moving on."
Edit: Apparently he also grew ghost peppers in his backyard at some point. This one didn't feel like it needed an entirely new post lol.
keys to a good first kiss 💋, according to nott
your lips press against each others'.
it means something.
it makes you feel alive.
your heart beats faster than previously. (beating at all counts as faster than not beating.)
it's with someone you care about.
with these handy tips, you'll remember it forever!
Campaign 2, Episode 41
the never ending saga of top table being absolutely fucking endeared by jester lavorre continues

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watching ep 41 of the mighty nein and cackling bc they're being pirates but they're,,, so bad at it???
like storm onto ship, but do so with minimal violence. Threaten the entire crew but then offer to heal them in trade for supplies. Tell a man they'll slit his throat then give him 70 gold for his trouble. nott is over there ready to blow them all to pieces at any second. caleb shooting random fireballs into the air. Caduceus giving the crew therapy. fjord just trying his damn best. Beau being so aggressive but also just... not actually attacking anyone. Jester forcibly giving a crew member a tattoo. they are astoundingly polite the entire time. this crew is having the weirdest fucking day of their lives and Avantika is watching it all and regretting her life choices
like theyre taking the line between "chaotic assholes who only care about themselves" and "Leave every town better than we found it" and are using it as a jump rope. truly the Most dnd party of all time
Transcript:
Murph: If you would like to put-- Lake is just a real ass dog. [The players laugh.] If you would like to get her involved, I will kill a real ass dog. [Emily cackles.] Murph: This is your choice, Jake Hurwitz. Lou: Make him do it! Make him do it! Murph: Everyone at home-- Emily: Do it! Do it! Jake: Oh wow. "This is your choice Jake Hurwitz" not even Corbeau. [The others laugh.] Emily: If there's one thing I know about Jake, is he'll fuckin kill a dog for radio. He'll kill any animal for radio. Caldwell: Jake, this will make me think differently about you. Jake: Honestly, now that I'm challenged, Lake is gonna-- [the others laugh. Caldwell makes an inquisitive dog noise.] Lake-- Lake is going… Yeah. Yeah. Corbeau (Jake): Lake-- I, hey stay! Stay! Stay, Lake! Don't do it! Jake: Um, Corbeau wants Lake to stay, but Jake's gonna say that, uh-- Lake, uh-- I want Lake to bite Moxora's ankles so that I can get out of this. [Lou laughs and claps.] Murph: Uh, alright, go ahead and try to break her concentration. [Emily cackles.]
Nein Again Episode 41 - "A Pirate's Life for Me"
Look at me, actually caught up again! Another amazing episode with great conversations. I'm super excited for the Darktow arc, we're getting close to one of my absolute favorite scenes (Caleb's wall of fire on the boat!) but that's getting ahead of myself
(15) Fate is a difficult subject for someone who murdered his parents…
Flashback (flashforward? I can't remember when this quote happens) to "It wasn't good, it was important"
(21) Sam, the master of understatement. "I've kissed a boy" Ma'am you have a child.
(36) Ladies and protection from scurvy. Hilarious
(1:03) I like the recognition in Fjord that Caleb knows how to be intimating. It's true even if Fjord doesn't yet understand why
(1:23) the psychological horror of getting a tattoo against your will
(1:35) They did so good not using violence!
Also they are still so fucking nosey. They don't even know what this guy has but they want it
(1:47) Oh shit its the paint! Such an amazing item
(2:15) Fjord is so reticent to ask people about their feelings lol, he's spent too long around Beau
(2:17) This attitude of doing things for each other and taking turns to focus on each other's goals is part of what I love so much about the m9. It's one of the things I'm sad c4 isn't going to have (and c3 also lacked) because the problems are all too big and important. I think its good sometimes when people do things that they don't have to because it will help their friends
(2:22) Do you think the phrase "humanly possible" would exist in a dnd world? I wonder what their actual equivalent would be
(2:29) Perhaps because the appearance of being meek and timid was a very calculated thing to do. Fjord is definitely starting to see the truth of Caleb but doesn't have the information to understand it. Fuck I love all of the top table dynamics. This conversation is so good.
(3:01) Bequeath me!
(3:17) I love the variation between hard honesty and straight faced lies
(3:25) Its hilarious that Avantika was nervous for that meeting while the Nein did not seem to give two fucks