So I decided to be mean to one of my wonderful blorbos (c!Sam) and figure out how long it wouldāve taken him to starve to death if he hadnāt been found in the cell by c!Dream.
TWs: starvation, c!Revengers crit/neg
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So I decided to be mean to one of my wonderful blorbos (c!Sam) and figure out how long it wouldāve taken him to starve to death if he hadnāt been found in the cell by c!Dream.
TWs: starvation, c!Revengers crit/neg

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Whhattt the fuck was this anarchy,,,
- Put sam in prison
- Said he's sorry he didn't have the courage to die for his ideals
- Said he saw Tubbo as a power hungry dictator
There is over a year of evidence that it is not the case c!Techno thought this way what in fuck changed and why.
Thinking back on the revengers stream and boy am I salty. (I am gonna be mean about the c!oink oink so scroll past)Ā
On one hand we all had hopes, and god it could have been everything but like- I WISH I could just avoid techno lore but when heās so determined to be in my favās stories, itās just a pain.Ā Like thatās such a emerald duo specific problem.
Ā Like if you donāt want awesamdude lore, thatās fine, it doesnāt change a lot of otherās POV, instead explaining stuff about him. Same goes with ponk! if youāre not a fan of their lore (idk why but hypotetics) you can ignore their story. That was one fo the strenghts of season 1 imo, even if you donāt care about certain character, the main plot is still followable, you can ignore what you donāt want in your consuption and not miss on the more important part of the story.Ā
But with techno?? He will be in the center of the plot whether you like it or not and thatās all there will be of him. Any solo part is him being ooc which, sure, makes for some light hearted comedy and a cool inclusion, but story wise that means that this pig is never challenging his thoughts, we can NEVER get an insight to how he thinks. There are CRUMBS of development and insight, like when he passes the safe heaven and statesĀ āI wish something like that existedā, but compared to all the waffling we got thatās not enough. Thatās not enough.
And like the thing is I donāt know why I even got my hopes up. Every single scene with techno is written like piss. The story keep bending over backwards just so Techno doesnāt appear an antagonist to anyone. Not even the people he actively wronged multiple times. At this point itās just hilarious how much retcon they had to do to avoid conflict like seriously-
The worst part is those rewrites are only present when techno has to interact with those characters! like Tubbo is still traumatized by his execution and has been rendered self sacrificial to a worrying degree because of everything he lost. Lost BECAUSE OF techno, yet because a stream requires them to team up, and because for some reason weāre not allowed to have conflict in a techno stream, tubbo is fine with him except for a brief moment. But this stream is over and tubbo is back to being this scarred, broken yet unmovable character. It just keeps happening, and I donāt see the appeal. Sure, if you want a sitcom, youāll be served, but the dsmp, despite all its hilarious moments, is still a story with heavy themes.Ā
And then thereās the whole Eret redemption part which Iāll express very simply: Eretās crimes are fucking NOTHINGĀ in comparaison to Technoās. And thatās without touching on their motives. Eretās biggest crime is the betrayal of Lāmanberg during the war for independance. And their path towards redemption and regret is not only far more compelling that anything c!techno has done, but also shows a development and a character growth that I can only applaud.Ā
And not only DID techno betray lāmanberg too (on nov 16th) (so by that logic alone he should be held as accountable as Eret still is) BUT he destroyed the land a second time, ACTIVELY helping Dream, broke him out of prison, executed Tubbo under Schlattās commands,Ā and thatās just at the top of my head. So why can he get off scott free? Meta wise, because they have written it so c!techno cannot have a conflict where heās even partially in the wrong.Ā
But the thing is he IS in the wrong. So itās time the story aknowledges it.Ā
just discovered that some of the artists I follow on twitter are. c!techno apologists, full on 'tommy betrayed techno pig man did nothing wrong' i am. so disappointed
Hot take: c!Techno is bad. I'm not an apologist for anyone and I don't hate c!Techno or cc!Techno with a burning passion, but he's not a good person, (setting aside all the blood god and killing stuff). He's a hypocrite.
And c!Phil isn't a good person either. He says he was made to kill his son, but at the end of the day, that was a choice he made. He could have threw the sword to the side.
valid. c!techno has mmmm questionable morals to say the least, and he's indeed not a good person. same for c!phil. i remember at one point i read this really good analysis on c!phil and on him not knowing c!wilbur was on his last life, but i don't remember from who it was. if i find it again i'll make sure to reblog it
at one point i was a dying c!techno apologist but i've evolved. i am critical of everyone except c!tubbo now
send me a hot take!!!

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i mean, techno did say "yeah locking a dude in a prison forever doesn't really line up with anarchist ideals" so he seems aware that its off
That kinda sucks even more ng ahskgfhg
like the cc was defending he like very valid takes last week. There is so much shit showing that it isn't the case that he thinks they should keep prisons, that he should die for his ideals when he doesn't have to and that he saw Tubbo as a dicator
I'm guessin it was necessary for plot stuff, and yeah we got some lampshadin, but it still really wasn't great. Like, I cannae defend Techno on this one. Guess i gotta root for Sam out as well
Not a win for the anarchy fans rn
Hey man, what the fuck is this? Where is technoblade? Do i need to get clips out? Has this all be retconned? What?