#byefallon

!! threatening text 

[text]: i will end your life if even think about spreading that rumor about me

► text not meant for you

[text]: dad i told you i would pick them up just stay home

[text]: shit

☺ for a loving/affectionate text

[text] fallon marie asher, you’re the best there ever is and don’t ever doubt that[text] i just feel like you don’t ever get that credit enough from people that genuinely mean it, that’s all[text] sorry that it just randomly came out of the blue

♣ for a drunk text

[text] fallon i’ve come to terms that you’re a bitch[text] but that’s okay because that makes me one too[text] even tho we’re both not dogs[text] but w/e i mean like we do bring out the cutest parts of our team

♥ for a sexual/naughty text (//wtf how am i supposed to do this?? can i say she’s like borderline smashed??)

[text] mm,m i couqld use ua couple iof hickies all over o;)[text] maybe only places yuo can olny bsee 

!! for a threatening text

[text] FALLON MARIE ASHER. YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY NUMBER TO THAT GUY IN THE CITY OVER JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES HOW MY NONEXISTENT ASS SWAYS[text] I’M TAKING YOUR CHEER CULT AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A STRIKE AGAINST YOU IF YOU DO.

☼ for a morning text

[text] good morning, queen of everything. be careful driving up to boston today[text] i’m serious. i don’t want to find on the news on to hear that you got into a car accident.

?? for a strange/vague text

[text] space is so vast[text] and emits energy[text] except for that one spot in eridanus that’s completely cold and dark[text] that’s such a vast void that’s empty that it cold be a parallel universe[text] yeah so if that’s so[text] never mind i don’t know where i was going with this

► for a text not meant for you

[text] lmao that’s so funny that the muses are debating to write an ironic tradgedy[text] bc you’re pitifully comedic :)[text]  hoLY FUCK. I AM SOOOO SORRY. that was for miles bc he’s literally a neutron.[text] forgiiiiive. i promise i’ll come to your practice if you do

↕ for a scared/worried text

My muse writes about yours. Perhaps the first time they met, or an event that was particularly important to our muses’ relationship.

Sometime in the year 2012

[text] Can’t talk now.. too busy eating ice cream and watching House Hunters International.

[text] ....So you are eating ice cream without me? How rude!!

[text] Wait since when do you eat ice cream? Isn't it bad for the cheer captain?

[text] whats bugging you before i come to your house and beat you with my expensive shoes

[text] I can’t take you seriously when you’re using that many emojis

[text] No take me serious!!

[text] I really did meet Drake!! im literally dying of excitement!!

//this is karma for doing this to you all the time isn’t it

Send “✆” for a morning text. 

[text] good morning! please don’t drive i don’t need to find out that you nearly committed manslaughter again.

Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent. 

[text] sometimes i feel like it’s you and me against the world. because only you understand what it’s like to be the youngest and yet still have so many expectations. and that the world doesn’t understand what happens behind closed doors because it always looks so perfect on the outside. and when you and i are going to be separate from each other, what will happen next?

Send “☎” for a rushed text. 

[text] pls tell me you actually solidified plans for prom bc idk what’s going on.[text] ttyl i have to go teach the gremlins how to properly shoot

Send “⁇” for a drunk text.

[text] ci wish ci wyas a dorasgn so ei wouldn’t have to conform to the bullshit of my faimily. and thven i’d tilsl have alrl ehtir money but i would be fbree to do weehtavr the fuuck i want tuo fuckiong do.[text] also this guy iis fv ptyret and i might give my virginity to xhim but dik what if it hurts nor smth[text] ithe gpuy is only twenty so it’s not too mbig of aon age difference uand he’s on the sococer tieam

Send “ø” for a late night text.

[text] i’m glad that you’re my best friend. i wouldn’t want it any other way because it feels like you’re the only person who can tolerate me being really rude. and also because even though we’re different in several aspects, i helps broaden my perspectives and for that i’m glad. i’m also glad to have you in my life because i don’t think i would have survived for this long without you in my life.[text] also speaking of life, do you think i could get another dog because i want another one soooooo badly 

Send “✘” for a hateful text.

✉ An angry message my muse wrote down after a heated argument with your muse. 

November 2013: Fourth month of junior year at Aldwater High

You know, it’s a good thing that you’re not a person because some people are just so viably prone to change. Which would probably drive me insane considering you know a good amount of my life and revealing that would pretty much cause me to die in humiliation. I fucking hate people just letting you know. I am very much so pissed right now. Some people just don’t know how to shut the fuck up. And by some people, I mean Fallon Marie Asher. Well, at the moment I do. I do love Fallon as my best friend–we’re practically sisters. But sisters do fight, right? Well anyways, she was being excessively rude to me today, and I snapped which she snapped back. Turns out this lead to the Korean War of our relationship. I called her a bitch and she said that if she was one then I was as well due to being guilty by association. Like, the hell? Keep the law out of this shit, I was defending myself please fucking calm down. I’m just very upset that she spoke like that to me, and I addressed it. That’s completely and totally allowed. I know she’s practically the Heather Chandler/Blair Waldorf of our grade except you know actually alive (although if she was dead she would shut up for once). Whatever. I’m totally right to have spoken up, and she can go suck Miles’ dick when they’re hammered. When she stops being a piece of stronzo and apologizes to me, I will forgive her. I’m going to meditate before I contemplate murder.

♋ My muse writes about yours. 

August 2011: First month of freshman year at Aldwater High

Lucas: uh hi

Lucas: I just wanted you to know that I voted for your nomination and I really hope you win