#t;fallon

☺ for a loving/affectionate text

[text] fallon marie asher, you’re the best there ever is and don’t ever doubt that[text] i just feel like you don’t ever get that credit enough from people that genuinely mean it, that’s all[text] sorry that it just randomly came out of the blue

♣ for a drunk text

[text] fallon i’ve come to terms that you’re a bitch[text] but that’s okay because that makes me one too[text] even tho we’re both not dogs[text] but w/e i mean like we do bring out the cutest parts of our team

♥ for a sexual/naughty text (//wtf how am i supposed to do this?? can i say she’s like borderline smashed??)

[text] mm,m i couqld use ua couple iof hickies all over o;)[text] maybe only places yuo can olny bsee 

!! for a threatening text

[text] FALLON MARIE ASHER. YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY NUMBER TO THAT GUY IN THE CITY OVER JUST BECAUSE HE LIKES HOW MY NONEXISTENT ASS SWAYS[text] I’M TAKING YOUR CHEER CULT AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A STRIKE AGAINST YOU IF YOU DO.

☼ for a morning text

[text] good morning, queen of everything. be careful driving up to boston today[text] i’m serious. i don’t want to find on the news on to hear that you got into a car accident.

?? for a strange/vague text

[text] space is so vast[text] and emits energy[text] except for that one spot in eridanus that’s completely cold and dark[text] that’s such a vast void that’s empty that it cold be a parallel universe[text] yeah so if that’s so[text] never mind i don’t know where i was going with this

► for a text not meant for you

[text] lmao that’s so funny that the muses are debating to write an ironic tradgedy[text] bc you’re pitifully comedic :)[text]  hoLY FUCK. I AM SOOOO SORRY. that was for miles bc he’s literally a neutron.[text] forgiiiiive. i promise i’ll come to your practice if you do

↕ for a scared/worried text

✌ for a drunk/drugged text

[text] yeeeeah si loooove college pairets [text] harnvard and lmit have insanfe party animasl oh emy god[text] i don’t even like partuies but damn. evergyone is so hqot omgsgg[text] i uhtink i made out with one of zephmyr’s roeotmams oops[text] oh wtell i'mma blame evander[text] adlso made out with slike three omore epoplde rbut yi cpan’t help it they’re sio hot

❤ for a heartfelt text 

[text] Fallon, I just wanted to tell you that I’m so grateful that you’re my best friend because you understand me the best and if I every needed anything from someone, you are definitely on the number one spot of that list. You’re not even my best friend, you’re basically my sister and there’s nothing that I would trade that for. I just felt like telling you that. Also, I love you.

⚠ for an emergency text

[text] SHIT! FALLON PLS COME QUICK. [text] ONE OF THE CHILD DEMONS SHOT ME AT THE ARCHERY RANGE INTO MY FUCKING LEG AND IT HURRRRRRRRRTSSSSS SO FUCKING BADLY. I’M AT THE HOSPITAL RN AND THEY REMOVED THE LITTLE BITCH BUT FUUUUUUCK I’M IN SO MUCH PAIN AND HAVE NOTHING TO DO TO DISTRACT ME FROM IT.[text] NO ONE IS HOME AND I CAN’T LEAVE THE HOSPITAL FOR A COUPLE HOURS AND I RL NEED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME PLS RESPOND[text] also my car is still at the range :/

☾ for a bedtime text 

[text] i really love you, you know that? [text] like you remind me of moon because you keep me in orbit[text] also good night.

✈ for a text while travelling 

[text] au revoir ma cherie! i’m peacing out to montreal right now from toronto. will try to find a hot faux-french guy for you ;)

✴ for an angry text  

kyria: fAAAAALLLOOON WE NEED TO GO FOR A CELEBRATION

kyria: sHOPPING OR COFFEE OR SOMETHING BUT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT

kyria: ASIDES FROM THE FACT THAT I WON'T STOP TEXTING YOU IN CAPS LOCK

kyria: I WILL START TEXTING YOU IN GERMAN IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ME.

✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] ok but what if cats talked[text] do you think iris would tell me in details how she plans to use me for sacrifice to satan or bastet[text] also how do you not believe that aliens don’t exist? there are so totally aliens. figHT ME FALLON.[text] lmao why the fuck am i awake

☠ for a threatening message

[text] fALLON MARIE ASHER.[text] WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING OH MY GOD. I WILL LITERALLY TAKE YOUR CHEERLEADING UNIFORM AND ALL SETS OF YOUR KEYS TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND USE THEM IN A “CHEMISTRY EXPERIMENT” WITH RENA GOING WILD WITH HYDROFLUORIC ACID.[text] honestly what made you think i would totally be ok with you giving my number to that bonehead jock????! i’m actually going to find a rusty spoon to use to take out your intestines with like the egyptians.

♣ for a drunk message

[text] jahshshsakjs i’M Sso sAaf rofht moe[text] y jahsjahshajs yyttruin dich A udselesa rlemwnt[text] ;loke me :’0[text] niless hsve me ssssonnethung weriiiiiiird