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Popular one, huh? I love these prompts, they’re so stupid and funny <3 Random hilarious prompts here.

Kagami winced, umbrella handles poking him in gut and elbows jabbing his back. It didn’t help that everyone was wet, and he grimaced as he felt his clothes getting wet from raincoats and umbrellas. He hadn’t brought up umbrella, unfortunately, so it wasn’t like he was dry himself.

The bus started suddenly from a stop and Kagami gasped as he lurched backward, stumbling right into someone’s lap. He blinked up at navy eyes staring down curiously at him.

“U-um, sorry-”

“Don’t sweat it,” the man grinned, brightening his sharp features. Kagami went to stand up but the little gap he had been standing in was promptly filled with wet boots. “You can stay here.”

Kagami flushed with embarrassment. “Okay, thanks…” He sat quietly in the man’s lap, his heart fluttering when he felt breath ghosting across the back of his neck.

W-wait…is he…is he SNIFFING me?!

He was.

Kagami groaned internally. Just his luck to land in the lap of the guy who seemed to really like his sandalwood soap. He held back a squeal when he felt a cold nose against his hot skin.

“I-it’s..sandalwood…” Kagami started awkwardly.

“Is that so?” the man hummed, but didn’t seem to be intent on stopping. Kagami shivered when the warm breath lightly brushed down his shirt.

Thankfully, Kagami’s stop soon arrived.

“Thanks, but this is where I leave…” Kagami stood up but the man grabbed his wrist. Kagami was about to pull it away when he felt something being pressed into his hand. It was an umbrella.

“I noticed you didn’t have one, so take mine,” the man smiled, and Kagai felt his heart warm a little. “Don’t get sick.”

Before Kagami could say anything else, the rush of bodies pushed him out of the bus. He opened the umbrella and a piece of paper fluttered down. He snatched it in mid-air. It was a name, with a phone number.

Return it over lunch, won’t you? was scribbled on it as well.

The chatter of the universitygrounds was a dim in Kagami’s mind, his thoughts straying to the contents ofhis fridge as he idly skimmed through the cooking magazine in his hand, pushingup his glasses with the other.

Hmm…I know I have garlic, but do I have onions? Do I even need onions to make pasta?

He was so deep in his culinary thinkinghe missed when a particular group of students ambled near him. He missed their playfulsquabbling and one of them happily shoving another, until he stumbled just infront of Kagami and the redhead rammed into him head on.

It was like hitting a telephone pole.Kagami stumbled back and landed hard on his ass, his glasses clattering to theground and his magazine skittering away.

He blinked up to see the last personhe was expecting to see. A man with sharp navy eyes looked down at him and apierced eyebrow raised in surprise. His friends looked on curiously, theirmulti-coloured hair not very hard to miss.

Aomine Daiki. Only one of themost troublemaking students on campus. And Kagami had slammed right into him. Kagamiswallowed, but it was his fault. He hadn’tbeen looking where he was going. He wasn’t going to cower though. He’dapologise, and be on his way. And hopefully not get beaten up. “Sorry, that wastotally my bad-”

Aomine blinked, and to Kagami’ssurprise, got down on his knees and picked up Kagami’s glasses. “…ah, no…s-sorry…I should’ve been looking too.”

Kagami wasn’t the only oneshocked at the apology. Aomine’s blonde friend nudged a short boy with bluehair. “Did Aominecchi just…apologise?”

Aomine had, in fact, apologised.He couldn’t believe it himself. The moment he had laid eyes on that face, themoment he had seen those deep red eyes and smelt a faint trace of sandalwoodsoap, he knew something had happened.

And now he was looking right intothose bewitching eyes, and those forked eyebrows raised in astonishment.

Ahh…he’s really cute…

Aomine spotted the cookingmagazine and handed it over. “You cook?”

Kagami stared back, unsure whatto make of the situation. “Um, yes…” Ishe going to make fun of me?

“Cool,” Aomine stood up and heldout his hand. Dark tattoos peeked out from the sleeve of his jacket. “I haven’tseen you around before. Wanna hang out?”

Kagami took the offered hand. Thegrip was warm, strong. He didn’t know what he was getting himself into, but hewas pretty new to the area and although Aomine didn’t look like good company,he sure seemed like a nice and decent guy. “Uh, why not?”

***

“Kagamicchi’s cute without hisglasses. Do you think he’d ever get contacts?” Kise said absently. “I couldrecommend my optometrist.”

Kuroko slurped from his juicecarton. “Kise-kun, I think you should shut up before Aomine-kun gets mad.”

Aomine glared at them from wherehe was typing away on his phone.

“Aominecchi’s too busy textingKagamicchi,” Kise grinned. “You know, for all his piercings and tattoos, he’ssuch a teenage girl when it comes to love-”

“I’m not in love!” Aominesnarled, just as his phone buzzed. His expression instantly brightened and hegot back to texting. “Oh no, Kagami’s saying he’s free this afternoon. Is thatan invitation? Does he want me to ask him out?” Aomine frowned. “Is he asking me out? Oh god guys, what do I do?Should I play hard to get?”

Kise and Kuroko exchangedglances. Kise smirked. “Well, if Aominecchi isn’t interested in datingKagamicchi, I can show Kagamicchi around town.”

Kuroko smiled. “Ah, there’s thismovie I really want to watch, and I think Kagami-kun would like it too. Maybe Ishould take him.”

Aomine grinded his teeth. “Fuckoff!” he yelled, stalking away.

“Do you think it worked?” Kisewhispered.

Kuroko shrugged. “Who knows whatgoes on in that empty head of his?”

***

“Kagami!”

Kagami jumped, turning around andbouncing the basketball in his hands. He smiled when he saw Aomine. They’d beenfriends for a few weeks now, and Kagami was elated to find out Aomine playedbasketball, and so well too. Apparently, his friends did too, but Aomine wouldn’treally let Kagami near them.

Lately though, Kagami wasstarting to get a bit more conscious of Aomine. It was weird, but he’d alwaysflush when Aomine’s skin brushed his, or unconsciously lean in when he smeltAomine’s bath soap. He’d found himself staring at the crisscross tattoos onAomine’s strong arms, following them under Aomine’s shirt only to end upstaring at his chest and legs.

Kagami squashed down his feelingsand beckoned Aomine over, frowning when he saw Aomine’s strange expression. “What’swrong?”

Aomine sighed. “I’m not good atthis.”

Kagami was staring at Aomine’smouth, so close to his. “Good at what?” He followed Aomine’s tongue as itlicked his lips, the piercing on the tip of his tongue shining in the weaksunlight as it played with the hoop on his lip. Kagami wanted to know how itfelt like. Was it cold? Warm? Wet? Hard?

Aomine scowled. “This…feelingsthing. So I’m just going to say it straight. Will you go out with me?”

Kagami had stopped listening, andstarted kissing. He didn’t know what came over him, he just moved. Aomine’s lippiercing was hard, pressing against his tongue and lips, but when the tallerman opened his mouth, Kagami could feel the hard metal on his tongue. Kagamimoaned when it scraped deliciously against the top of his mouth, and he nibbledon Aomine’s lip in return.

Aomine pulled back slightly, hisbreath hot against Kagami’s lips, and Kagami’s glasses were fogging up slightlybecause of it. He chuckled. “So is that a yes?”

“Mmm,” Kagami hummed, movingforwards for another kiss.

“You really like the piercings,don’t you?” Aomine laughed.

“So what if I do?” Kagami glaredindignantly.

“Why don’t you get some of yourown?” Aomine whispered, tugging at the waist of Kagami’s pants. “I can think ofsome really nice places.”

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