#bwneo

Note: Does not include comics, rb+rba

Say GO!

G1:

Cool boomer dad Prime

Headmasters:

Takara didn’t like that the US-show brought me back so they killed me again Prime

Masterforce:

Not Optimus but a human called Ginrai Prime

Beast Wars:

Me not losing my patience each day doesn’t get enough credit Primal

Beast Machines:

Preachy Preachy flat fuck friday Primal

Beast Wars II:

I didn’t know I was a father Convoy

Beast Wars Neo:

My Goddess makes me say out of character bullshit Convoy

RiD01:

I am full of compassion and love- brother please could you stop trying to kill me Prime

Armada:

No one understand that being the last bastion of safety and peace is fucking annoying, I just wanna go apeshit Prime

Energon:

If I don’t die at the end of this show I will fucking riot, also fuck you Rodimus Prime

Cybertron:

My love language is standing with my arms crossed and nodding Prime

TFA:

I will keep my feelings deep down and then snap Prime

Bayverse:

Listen if people stopped being fucking bitches I wouldn’t have to resort to killing bitches the whole time Prime

TFP:

I will keep my feelings deep down and just die Prime

RiD15:

I am alive and jobless Prime

Prime Wars:

I am alive and jobless and also sad, Megatron why do you only help when Windblade asks you, I thought we had something special Prime

Cyberverse:

I will hope for the best and for a nice retirement fee Prime

WFC:

I did not rewatch the shows for this, I'm just bored. Note: Doesn't include RB&RBA

Say GO!

G1

Season 1&2:

Skywarp: "We'll make them regret un-dooming themselves!" It's just so fucking stupid, I love it

Season 3&4:

Galvatron: "Please meet your end with dignity. I despite whiners." I could quote Galvatron for days man, his lines are all hilarious

Headmasters

Metroplex: "He [Ultra Magnus] loved Earth and sacrifised himself to keep it safe. Can he stay on Earth?"

I love me a good funeral scene, also my heart just broke

Masterforce

Giga: "I regret that in the end...we could not settle our rivalry." How polite UvU

Victory

Hellbat: "I will escape of course. But you won't. Because you will try to save this planet. Well, take your time!"

Beast Wars

Rampage: Think you can save the universe, fish boy? Don't make me laugh."

I just love how he says it, especially the fish boy part... Gets me every time

Beast Wars II

Hellscream: "Why don't you run home and suck on your mama's boobs?"

Its funny because Lio Convoy is the mama-

Beast Wars Neo

Big Convoy: "Leave the hard-headed ones alone, and you won't be cursed."

What's funny about this scene is that Vector Sigma makes him say this, but it makes no sense, and he admits to himself "that was a stupid thing to say" and Penguin Naruto asks "What does that mean?" and he answers like a tsundere: "Don't ask!"

Beast Machines

Jetstorm: "Don't worry about the pain, bat boy. I won't feel a thing! Hahaha!"

Car Robots/RiD01

Ultra Magnus: "It's a shame you've gotten so soft in your old age."

From the dub, but it just won't leave my mind. He's saying this to his twin, I just can't-

Armada/Micron Densetsu

Megatron: "On Starscream's behalf, and my own anger, you shall pay for this with your own blood."

Thrust's death was one of the nicer scenes. At least Megatron was sweetly badass in it!

Energon/Superlink

Galvatron: "Apologize! Apologize to my loyal subordinate, Nightscream!"

Mates! He cares about NIghtscream/Starscream's dignity more than his own QuQ

Cybertron/Galaxy Force

Bud: "How strange. The tears, the tears won't stop. It's not sad, so why?"

Heart break people.

TFA

Optimus: "So you can remember my name."

TFP

Megatron: "My greatest mistake? I've made a few. But there is one I intent to never make again!"

RiD15

Steeljaw: "Looks like you missed your train, lieutenant."

This one is only here because Steeljaw says it with such sexy voice. I mean he always talks in a sexy voice, but still.

Prime Wars

Overlord: "Oh, that's alright, thanks! I've been sitting most of the day anyway."

A lot of the stuff Overlord says sounds nice, but it's just fucking creepy coming from him :D

Cyberverse

Starscream: "How do you think that makes me feel!"

WFC

Megatron: "You have to excuse me, Magnus. As you know, duty waits for no one."