The first night with Butt Boy was great.
On my way to his hotel downtown, I noticed so many people wearing conference badges, zooming through the streets on e-scooters. As I was sitting in traffic, a group of guys zoomed past me, having the time of their lives. One of them wiped out on the e-scooter, flew off the scooter, and fell into a wall. All his friends stopped, turned around, and came back to see what happened to him. Some of them laughed. He was laughing himself. It had all happened so fast and unexpectedly. I heard the scooter make a clattering sound and I looked over just in time to see him hit the ground and roll. I had my window rolled down and I had to turn away so he wouldn't see me laughing. I confirmed with Butt Boy later on that a lot of the attendees from his conference were going wild on scooters after the day's sessions.
When I reached the lobby, Butt Boy was sitting by the bar. He was wearing On Cloud leisure-wear head to toe. He looked great. He saw me and waved me over. He tried to play it cool but I could tell he was fighting back the happiest grin.
We went up to his room and got the awkwardness out of the way. We eventually got to it, with him burying his face in between my legs and his butt and balls hovering over my head. 🙄 He was down there for a while so I realized I would need to fake an orgasm to break up the flow. Boy, did he love that orgasm. We lay for a little while, we fooled around some more, I got around to sticking my hand in his bum, I faked another orgasm, we did penetration, and that was that.
For the session, he actually requested I buy polyurethane condoms. Anyone use these before? I bought Trojan Raw Pure. They're expensive as hell! I'm looking forward to testing them out on other clients. Maybe they're thinner than regular Trojan Raw condoms, I don't know. In any case, Butt Boy came during sex. Maybe the condoms helped. In fact, he didn't have a lot of issue getting hard today at all. I'm curious about how he found out about these condoms. He doesn't use condoms with his wife (he actually said they hardly have sex since she started menopause). And, he said only sees a massage therapist who gives him handjobs because all the full service girls in his city are on drugs. So, he couldn't have found out about the condoms from another provider. When I asked him how good the condoms were before we got into it, he said he didn't know because he never uses condoms. So, I'm guessing he just did some research. When you look at the condom, it certainly looks pretty thin.
After sex, we were laid up and just talked. He did that thing again where he tries to signal that he's very open-minded culturally. We talked about pop culture and he did nothing but bring up black celebrities. He said he was a big Nas fan, he's fond of 80's hip hop, and he loved the old black sketch comedy, In Living Color. Jesus. Sir, I don't think you’re racist. We don't need to play this game during every appointment. I know you "woke".
After that, he gave me the tea about his family... Holy shit. Nobody has family issues like rich white people.
Firstly, his son is just getting out of rehab. His teenage son got a drug habit while away at a London boarding school. The son has cleaned up his act. His teenage daughter is a teenage mom. She hooked up with some trailer trash boy (his words, not mine! 😂) 2 years ago. She got pregnant during her junior year of high school. She thought she was in love with the trailer trash boyfriend and said she wanted to live with him and raise the baby. The parents (Butt Boy and his wife) warned her against moving in with her broke ass boyfriend but she wanted to do it anyway. They took her cars away and sent her ass to the boyfriend's trailer. They cut off her funds so she would see how hard life can be on her own. The girl lasted only a few months before she came back home.
After the daughter returned home, Butt Boy and his wife tried to get rid of the boyfriend. Their lawyer offered him $150,000 to give up his legal parental rights to their daughter's baby...
See, this is the part of the story I didn't understand and was scared to ask about...
At no point did Butt Boy indicate that the father of the child was dangerous. He was just poor as far as I could see. Also, I don't think the boyfriend wanted to be in the child's life anyway. But, now that I think back to the conversation, Butt Boy believed the boyfriend wanted the daughter to live with him just so he could benefit from the parent's financial support. Whatever Butt Boy and his wife were concerned about, they were willing to pay the boyfriend $150K to prevent it. Maybe they thought the boyfriend would make trouble for their family somewhere down the line in an attempt to get financial support from the family simply because he was the father... Or maybe they tried to get the boyfriend out of the family because the boy is trailer trash! I wanted to ask so bad but the question would have implied that Butt Boy and his wife were classist rich people who hated poors.
But, check this... The broke boyfriend refused the money!!!!!!!!!!!!! He said "no"! And, after that, the boyfriend disappeared after the baby was born. I asked Butt why he believed the boyfriend turned down the money. He said he genuinely didn't know. But, I gave my theory: the boyfriend turned it down out of sheer, idiotic pride. He might have thought he even had affection for the child. But, he blew it and he's now regretting it.
As of now, the boyfriend still has rights to the child. Butt Boy went on explain that he wasn't too worried about the boyfriend coming back to start shit because 1) the family would challenge him and say the boyfriend owes years of child support (which he can’t pay) and 2) Butt Boy said the kid would need money for a lawyer. He said the kid very likely won't be able to put up the $20K needed for a retainer.
Well, dayum. Ain't these white folks cruel!??! He's fucking shrewd! He said your broke ass don’t got it so don’t even think about comin’ for me!
“Don't come for me unless I send for you!!!!!!” 😂
Oh my God, as the world turns. Don't play with white folks with money. They're diabolical. They will use their money to solve you if you’re a problem. They really tried to pay that boy to get lost.
The next bomb he dropped on me dealt with the origins of his fisting fetish. He was basically a sexual abuse survivor as a kid. He suppressed his fetish in his teens and 20s and became an alcoholic as an adult. After he got sober, he came face to face with his addiction again and went to therapy. Thereafter, he embraced it. Unfortunately, by that time, his wife had gone through hormonal changes and wasn’t interested in sex. She couldn’t satisfy his fetish anyway because she was conservative and religious. When he told her about how much he enjoyed anal play, she said she wasn’t interested. He found sex work and went crazy with it for about 5 years and, then, he calmed down.
But, it all makes so much sense now. With me, he has total freedom: good sex, gets all his fetishes fulfilled (natural body odors and fisting) and all without judgment of any kind. On top of that, he gets the benefit of my sweetness and thoughtfulness. No wonder he emails me every couples of months to reminisce about our June 2025 appointments. He hit the damn lotto. Marriage can really be a prison. I almost feel sorry for him and then I remember he is a white man with privilege and money. He’ll be fine.
We also talked about the advertising dilemma with my new B2B business. He told me to pay for Facebook ads. I was grateful for the advice. His business is still growing so he is much more in touch with business operations and he advertises online. I am so relieved to not be going forward with Google Ads. The set up was too technical. I am familiar with Facebook advertising but it’s been 5 years since I’ve used it. It’s probably changed but I do think it will be a better fit.
