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The Buttbook™️

Day 1 -- Week 3

In preparation for my second appearance on the show May 16 Saturday Night Live would review rejected material from earlier in the year and finally use a portion of a sketch I had submitted in November.  The hesitation on this segment was mostly choosing the right person to assign it to.  Ultimately they decided it should be Kenan Thompson but wanted to assign it to one of his recurring characters.  After much hesitation they would decide to have him do it as Grady Wilson (from Sanford and Son) a character he had not played since 2009.

Wilson: Hi, I’m Grady Wilson   In the past I’ve attempted to sell you some items that weren’t quite right and I’m sorry, but now I’ve found a foolproof honest business and tonight I’m announcing it.  

Guys, if you’re like me you probably waited a long time before signing up for one of them social media websites.  You probably figured it was a place for women to gossip and share recipes, then you got curious and joined one or 2 hoping to see hot ladies.  That’s what I did and boy was I disappointed.

Ladies, just because they call it Facebook don’t mean you have to show hundreds of pictures of your face.  That’s not the part of the body I need to look at over and over.

That’s why tonight I’m introducing Buttbook.  Membership is free but the first picture you post has to be a rear view showing the part of your body guys really want to see.

Women can join for free.  Men pay $20 per month.  It may be hard to part with some cash every month, but at least you’ll get to see what you want right away with no need to stare at boring faces.