#but affectionate

"Tut tut tut I can't believe you'd be on pinterest"

And I go no.

And they go "reddit"

Still no

"Instagram? Twitter? Facebook? Snapchat?"

Send  “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

I find you to be: [x] interesting [ ] cute [x] attractive [ ] sexy [x] reassuring [ ] intimidating [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should: [x] talk more [x] hang out more [ ] date [x] adopt each other as found family [x] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would: [x] just hang out [x] talk about deep stuff [ ] cuddle [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested [ ]probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be: [x] a chaste press of lips ON THE CHEEK!!! [x] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be: [ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [x] awkward [ ] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [x] not happening --"I believe you've a prior engagement, correct?"