Nov 5, 2017
I will assume for your sake that you are referring to some previous holder of the title and not me. Which, in that case, I've come to inform you that whoever you're referring to is mysteriously missing.
So maybe that’s what I was hearing across town the other day...Regardless, the true holder of that title - which is, of course, you, the eponymous Burping Queen - is destined to eventually be absorbed into the hips of the Ravenous Empress... Which is me. Officially. I’ve even got a little desk placard.But it would be totally rude to do that on your first visit to my inbox! So I won’t. And it has nothing to do with the peanut butter sandwich I just stuffed myself with, I assure you. Do you have any milk?
