Top Posts Tagged with #bug puns

Please I meed inspiration with the best puns you can think of to ask nihm in marriage, they deserve only the best but I my brain is not as beetleful and theirs and cannot think of a good one myself

I mite ☝️ have a few that aren’t too louse-y (maybe just a smidge) if you can bee-leaf it 🐛

I don’t want to beetle-round the bush—I think we’re soilmates 💖🪱

I’d bee unbe-weevil-bly happy if you could ant-swer a certain question that’s been bugging me… 💐🐜

Weevil always bee together 🐝💖

I must be a lunatick with how crazy I am for you 🐞💖

#stygian sun total eclipse #stygian sun: total eclipse #sste asks #anon ask #sste: nihm #puns #bug puns

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It's pride month spindle, you know what that means

Any Bi-tterflies or Car-pan-der ants wanna join?

#Asks #Moots interaction #Wonderful Moots #Heheh I love puns #Pride month #Bug puns #Puns #Gay bug puns #LGBTQIA+#pride #queer #Sona doodles #Sona art #Moth Sona

What if like there was a secret society of bugs and the mob was called the mothia and it’s leader was called the moth father and it’s members were called the mothioso

#bugs #bug puns #moths #moth puns #mafia #mafia puns

Silly Jokes about Bugs

By Michael Dahl

I’ve been on a quest to read as many pun books as possible and this is one of my favorites.

For example, what do you call a bee’s butt?

It’s bee-hind.

*accompanying visual of bee curling on it’s back going “woohoo! It is!”

Which if that isn’t the cutest thing ever, idk what is.

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Later on though Dahl is making puns that I can imagine characters like Papyrus losing their shit over.

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Sans: oh, this is a good one

Papyrus: let me see!

*tries to grab book but Sans pulls away*

Sans: what’s the biggest kind of moth?

Papyrus, who is a dictionary of animal facts: That’s easy! It’s the—

Sans: a mam-moth

Papyrus: LIES! A mammoth doesn’t even have an exoskeleton! Gimme that!

*papyrus and sans wrestle to get the book*

Sans: what’sthebiggestkindofelephant?

Papyrus: NOOOOOO!

Sans: AN-ELEPH-ANT—ack! UNCLE!

*once Papyrus gets Sans in a headlock*

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XD it would be too fun to watch unfold.

#non-fiction #puns #bug puns #silly jokes about bugs #michael dahl #undertale #sans undertale #papyrus undertale #jokes

...or maybe. a BotFLY on the wall! ...get it. bc there were maggots...and.... and Launda is dead.... get it....

#critical role spoilers #critical role liveblog #bug tag #pun tag #bug puns

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