I'm watching Recreyo's Hot Ones episode rn and I'm wondering how their wedding would go
Imagine they decide to platonically (and reluctantly) marry each other since they can't find a lover that would stay with them (either due to their weird immortal life span and going through dimensions or their terrible personalities)
Half the guests never showed since Ivan was in charge of the invites, Curt having to do the rest overnight (he's never been more grateful for the tradition of not seeing your fiancé before the night of the wedding otherwise he'd lose it)
Chilly wore her panda wears along with her wedding suit because "it's MY special day, I'll wear what I want"
Buff Barney was the priest and Shady Paws was the flower boy. Their children were the groomsmen and bridesmaids
Their vows are more excuses to insult each other in "loving ways", the rings are onion rings, and the "kiss" was cut out in exchange for punching each other
There are several cakes for each individual member since they can't decide on a flavor and design.
Christian wanted a cake with his face on it with the toppers being himself. Den wanted those cakes you stab into with fake blood coming out and Kristine wanted dog treats on her cake
The brides threw their bouquets into the crowds but no one ran to grab them because "no one wants a marriage like yours"
They quickly divorced months later
