Brett, self-proclaimed tall boi/thicc boi, talks about going from a Jeep Wrangler...

...to a Hyundai Sonata...

...so he can save $$$ and get better gas mileage.

Then, the guys discuss the Dalia Lama's tongue sucking weirdness:

(from @ARockToKick on Twitter)

and Buddy breaks down why it is a good joke:

Brett suggests everyone look up a WWE storyline called The Bloodline.

Then, Brett compares Taylor Swift's breakups to the Zapruder film:

(from @jenny_cav on Twitter)

Next, they talk about a Youtuber who fucked around and found out:

(from @PodcastsbyJeff on Twitter)

They talk about a prank video they actually like in particular:

Dana Carvey prayed about 9/11 while in his turtle suit:

(from @cruel_lemon on Twitter)

Buddy reveals that he is pro-AI and pro-"messin' with human genetics" after they talk about this story:

(from @PatersonMusic on Twitter)

German teacher invents the darkest origin story for the Smurfs:

(from @MelissaMills on Twitter)

Buddy tells a story about the closest ghost encounter he's ever had then and the guys ask for listeners to submit children's stories called The Closest Ghost that are written by ChatGPT.

Here is mine: